Ask An Owl: Gifts On Her Birthday
Apparently my holiday gift response here at Ask An Owl was lost to you. Either that, or you honestly believe I may have had a miraculous recovery in my gift-giving…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 4-25-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns as the Braille reader of the stars!
Ask An Owl: Wax-On, Wax-Off Philosophic in Science Class
Who knows why the sun shines on empty? To figure out who in their right mind would even think of such a question and, by default, who would know the…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 4-11-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw finds a clear night, and shows his illiteracy with the stars.
Ask An Owl: Fun with Radiation
Your fear of radiation, while probably well intended, is faulted. There is nothing wrong with having a few thousand rems flash through your body. Some say, "Oh, but I live…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-28-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw reads the stars through a cloudy night in order to tell us what to expect. Allegedly.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-14-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell us how the coming week will treat us!
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 2-21-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell us how to live our lives, one life at a time.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 2-7-2011
It is the Year of the Rabbit! But since Moonbeam Crenshaw does not know where to find Chinese zodiac symbols, he is keeping with his normal horrible readings.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 1-31-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw can't see the stars through a snowstorm, but he's reading them anyway!