Ask An Owl: Man-Purses
Mr Inept Owl, A lot of people have joked about the fact that the style of women's handbags and purses have gotten so small you can't fit anything into it…
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Mr Inept Owl, A lot of people have joked about the fact that the style of women's handbags and purses have gotten so small you can't fit anything into it…
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