Johansson Displeased with Parkinsons Auction
In an effort to raise money for Michael J. Fox’s Foundation for Parkinsons Research, Ryan Reynolds is asking fans to bid on the opportunity to accompany him to two upcoming…
Country Shocked at Miss USA Pageant
Las Vegas, NV: Television viewers of NBC and the audience at the Planet Hollywood Resort were shocked and appalled at the Miss USA Pageant on Sunday. The reason: Perez Hilton.…
Richardson Cover-Up: The Real Culprit is Parking
Natasha Richardson, a gifted and precocious heiress to acting royalty whose career highlights included the film Patty Hearst and a Tony-winning performance in a stage revival of Cabaret, died Wednesday…
Blood Night: The Interview of Frank Sabatella
Our editor sits down with director Frank Sabatella and special effects artist Jeremy Selenfriend to discuss Sabatella's major directorial debut, Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet. The movie itself…
Local Idiot to Rip Off Tucker Max
In an effort to either find a buyer for his unrequitted love, or just to boost ratings for his website, inept editor Patrick Emmel released plans to create an online…
Peter Gabriel Takes Song, Goes Home
Los Angeles, CA: Citing disrespect, the stifling of artistry rights, and public humiliation, Peter Gabriel, the former frontman of the British pop band Genesis, now destined to write screen jingles…
Christian Bale Denies Tirade
Recently, an audio tape was released to the media which allegedly features Christian Bale verbally abusing a crew member while filming the latest film in the "Terminator" franchise. According to…
Springsteen’s Slide Just an Act
Tampa Bay, FL: During a press conference, after his performance at Super Bowl XLIII's Half-Time Show and before he was carted away in an ambulance, Bruce Springsteen answered questions by…
Oprah Weighs 200 Pounds: World Shocked
Oprah Winfrey, dubbed the “Queen of all Media,” has shocked the world with her latest revelation in January’s issue of ‘O’ magazine. Winfrey, 54, has struggled with her weight for…
The Diary of Keanu Reeves
In this age of gossip, it can be a struggle for an upstanding publication such as ours to find important, verifiable facts about celebrities, whether it be about their political…