George Zimmerman Currently On Front Lawn Digging Massive Hole
George Zimmerman, arrested once again, is out on his front lawn digging a very large hole and does not show any signs of stopping.
Storm Leads to Tornadoes, Death, and Fallen Leaves Right Where Local Man Raked
On Sunday, a fast-moving storm lead to the development of a delay in the Chicago Bears game, fallen leaves, as well as a few tornadoes and human casualties.
Cat Fans Protest Internet Takeover by Giraffes
A virus has begun to spread at an alarming rate, a virus that just may threaten all that we love and hold dear. At least, what we love and hold…
Students Rally Against Progress
After more evidence surfaced for an additional element, students across the nation have banded together to protest the possible change to the periodic table, under the banner that they, “Don’t…
Curt Shilling Alive and Well Annoying Public after Boston Bombing
Boston, MA: In the wake of the bombing at the Boston Marathon, the sports world was riveted in an extremely quiet celebration when it was believed that former Red Sox…
Did Jesus H. Christ Have a Mrs. H. Christ?
A historian of early Christianity at Harvard Divinity School has identified a scrap of papyrus that was written in Coptic in the fourth century and contains a phrase never seen…
Rosie O’Donnell Fights for Relevancy
Los Angeles, CA: Actress/talk show host Rosie O’Donnell, who recently had a heart attack, vows to come back bigger than ever…if that’s possible. Rosie’s wife, Michelle Rounds, stated, “To say…
While We Were Bored: London’s Homeless During the Olympics
Much has been discussed about London’s plans to hide away its homeless during the Olympics. The idea to make the streets cleaner for Olympic has prompted protests where people sleep…
Kathy Griffin Last to Know Anderson Cooper Is Gay
New York, NY: It is official. After years of suspicion, conjecture, and supposition, Kathy Griffin is finally aware that Anderson Cooper is gay. In an email to Daily Beast reporter…
Henry Hill: Good (Dead)Fella
Somewhere, UNITED STATES: Henry Hill, the Mafioso man and FBI informant whose sordid life the Martin Scorsese film, Good Fellas, was based on, died on June 12th at the age…