Like Mother Like Daughter
Des Moines, IA: There may be some truth to the saying that all women will eventually turn into their mothers, according to a U.S. study that finds daughters age in…
Harvard Coffee Poisoning Not an Accident
Boston, MA: One of six Harvard Medical School researchers, who became ill after drinking coffee laced with a toxic chemical, says he does not see how the incident could have…
Swayze’s Widow Discusses What She Won’t Do Now
Hollywood, CA: Two months have passed since Patrick Swayze’s death from pancreatic cancer, and his widow has opted to appear on Oprah for a one-on-one interview with the uber rich…
Midnight at the Oasis
Some English City, Great Britain: The world of third-rate tribute-bands took a slight knocking (more of a distant tap than a knock) this week, as British band 'Oasis' split up…
Tennis Players Banned from Tweeting While Playing
Flushing, NY: The professional tennis world's U.S. Open began yesterday amidst controversy over everyone's favorite life-status updater, Twitter. In an effort to squash any possibility of "insider information" about players…
Comic-Con Nets Record Celebrity Turnout, Few Fans
San Diego, CA: This past week featured the 2009 presentation of San Diego's Comic-Con, a four-day entertainment party to celebrate and promote movies, comic books, television shows, and anything else…
Neverland Valley Ranch to Host Scavenger Hunt
Santa Barbara County, CA: The Michael Jackson memorial gained new steam this week, as the deceased King of Pop's will was read in front of family, friends, and loan officers…
Beatie Family Overcomes Father’s Day
Bend, OR: The family consisting of "the pregnant man," his/her significant other, their beautiful baby boy, and a talking horse had their senses tested once again, as the second parenting…
Paris Hilton Loses Phone…Again
Paris Hilton has reportedly lost her Blackberry during a recent trip to France to attend the Cannes International Film Festival. Industry insiders are amazed at her carelessness because this is…
Dr. FitzGerald Revived with Rube Goldberg Defibrillator
Dr. Jerri Nielsen FitzGerald, 57, whose struggle against breast cancer during a winter at the South Pole captivated the world, died, only to be revived moments later in what is…