An Ode to The Pontiff of Profanity
Another one gone. George Carlin, philosopher, sage, wise man, one of the great social and political commentators of our time. No doubt he'll join the other comedic legends of his…
The Pirate Ferry
It had been six years since I left my home. I had packed up and left my wild and wicked ways behind me. The town of Makawao on the Hawaiian…
The Lesser of All Evils
It's almost election time again, and there's really no one I really care to vote for. Seems that all the Presidential candidates have skeletons in their closets and/or ties to…
Hollywood Goes to Washington
Today, the Writers Guild of America continued their workers strike for residuals from online sales. Picketing writers displayed signs saying, "We told you Leno needed us" and "You thought T.V…
Bad Santa: Captured Elves Tell of Sordid Affairs
Today, officials at The Department of Homeland Security announced their plans to police international skies starting December 24, 2007 at 12:00 a.m. to December 26, 2007 at 12:00 a.m. The…
Survivor: America
I turned on the T.V. the other night, something I seldom do anymore. Unless it's to watch something on PBS or on the History channel. There's so much crap on…
The Taxman Cometh
Well, once again tax time has come and gone. Each year we get our W-2s in the mail and, like good peasant merchants, we handed some of our hard-earned income…
Movies, The Meter Maid, and Me
So, I went to this little hole in the wall place that I frequent often. It's an old school video store, the kind you never see anymore. They've got over…