A Global Search for the Truth of Steve Elle
Steve Elle is an incredibly talented yarn-spinner. He knows how to build a story and wring out its punch line and significance so well that you'd think he was raised…
Bill O’Reilly: Attic Homosexual
Bill O’Reilly, who has been known to spew absurdities such as "gay marriage will lead to interspecies marriage," has been exposed as an “attic homosexual.” This revelation was brought to…
Dr. FitzGerald Revived with Rube Goldberg Defibrillator
Dr. Jerri Nielsen FitzGerald, 57, whose struggle against breast cancer during a winter at the South Pole captivated the world, died, only to be revived moments later in what is…
Richardson Cover-Up: The Real Culprit is Parking
Natasha Richardson, a gifted and precocious heiress to acting royalty whose career highlights included the film Patty Hearst and a Tony-winning performance in a stage revival of Cabaret, died Wednesday…
Fisticuffs For Jesus
It was recently announced by UFC that Kurt Warner and Troy Polamalu will be engaging in a cage fight to determine which Christian athlete is more devout. This came about…
Brokeback Brett?
Brett Favre, rough and tumble quarterback of the Green Bay Packers and New York Jets and spokesman for classy Wrangler Jeans, is having his manhood questioned in some corners. It…
What About the Birds?
With all the hoopla surrounding US Airways Flight 1549 landing safely in the Hudson River, no one has mentioned the parallel tragedy that took place at the same time: dead…
Coach Obama Rallies for Dungy
In a piece of news not wholly unexpected, Tony Dungy, head football coach of the Indianapolis Colts, retired Sunday after a 13 year coaching career. Dungy began his head coaching…
Jeff Bridges Eats Oscar
Jeff Bridges will be receiving an honorary Oscar for Best Cumulative Eating at the next Academy Awards ceremony. The Oscar will be presented by friend and fellow glutton, John Goodman.…