NBC Unveils Plan to End Late Night in 2010
In one year's time, Conan O'Brien will replace Jay Leno as NBC's poster-middle-aged-comedian for talk show hosts by heading The Tonight Show. However, this has brought about the excruciating job…
President Places Embargo on Future American Pie Movies
Washington, DC: In an effort to improve his popularity rating as his second term dwindles to a close, President Bush delighted the nation by placing an embargo upon Adam Herz…
Local Grump Registers Lawn as Nature Reserve
Stamford, CT: In honor of Earth Day, local complainer Sam Peterson recently registered his front yard with the National Park Service's nature reserve program in order to protect the various…
Fire Protesters Follow Olympic Flame
Since its lighting in Olympia, Greece, the flame of the 2008 Summer Olympic Games has been targeted by demonstrators and protesters intent on extinguishing the flame. The International Olympic Committee…
Four Members of The Inept Owl Suspected Cult Members
Recently it has been learned that four members of The Inept Owl staff had been born within two days of each other. Although the ages and birthplaces are different, it…
MapQuest Behind Aqua Car
Recently scientists from Switzerland have released the prototype for a new vehicle, one which could travel on land and also the depths of the oceans. This convertible aqua car could…
Project Runway’s Christian Siriano Resurrects Fad
A new fashion trend is having a resurgence across the nation, thanks to Christian Siriano, this year's winner of BRAVO's Project Runway. That trend, for lack of a better term,…
Punxsutawney Phil Found Dead
Groundhog Day had a confusing reading by Punxsutawney Phil today as the rodent of revelation never left his hole and is presumed dead.
Golden Globe Awards to be Held in Broom Closet
In light of the strike being upheld by The Writers Guild of America, the yearly Golden Globe Awards had cancelled its lavish dinner and receiving of the awards bestowed upon…
Local Bar Misses Guitar Hero Joke
After months of researching and brainstorming, Brian Murphy, owner of the bar and entertainment lounge "North of The Border," ignored all pop culture jokes and installed Guitar Hero at his…