Candidates Debate Policies, Pizza Toppings
Oxford, MS: This past Friday, the entire free world witnessed the opening jabs, right-hooks, and over-all debate of Barack Obama and John McCain, the front-runners of the 2008 presidency of…
World’s Largest Easy-Bake Oven Activated
After thirteen years and an estimated 3.2 to 6.4 billion pounds(British currency), physicists from around the globe gathered at an undisclosed area around the border of France and Switzerland(yes, I…
Atlanta Receives Unexpected Disaster Relief
Residents of the city of Atlanta were stunned yesterday as federal relief vehicles rolled into the heart of the city loaded with food, water, medicine, and other emergency supplies such…
Crowd Shocked by Stone Temple Pilots
Fans of the 90's alternative rock sensation Stone Temple Pilots were stunned by their reunion show at the Nikon Theater at Jones Beach in August when the band came onstage…
JOKER vs. JOKER vs. JOKER
After finally seeing The Dark Knight and living through the hype surrounding this movie for the past 3 months, I thought it was time to write a rating article. No,…
Montauk Monster May Be Luke Perry
After a little less than a week of skepticism, wonderment, and downright ignorance, it is now believed by the general scientific community that the alleged "Montauk Monster" that has gripped…
Millions Buy, Confused By, iPhone 3G
Worldwide: This past weekend Apple released a new version of their iPhone, a move most of the over 10 million technology-driven consumers knew was eventual but couldn’t fathom happening so…
McMahon Enters Sweepstakes
In lieu of recently public financial troubles, Ed McMahon had recently entered the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, of which he is the celebrity spokesman for, with a response of awkwardness…
Vice-Presidential Possibilities
Finally, after months of campaigning, online voting, and tons of jokes about Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul(assuming he is really finished and Ralph Nader isn't Ron Paul with color-treated hair),…
Dog to Revamp TV Show
In light of social unrest following Duane "Dog" Chapman's publicized racist slurs in November of 2007, the A&E reality show Dog the Bounty Hunter suspended filming for its fifth season.…