Bret Michaels Assassination Foiled
The audience of the American Theatre Tony Awards were shocked this weekend, as a balding biker gentleman in a bandana took the stage to perform hair metal. It is unknown…
Eminem Denies Salad Tossing on MTV
The 2009 MTV Movie Awards ceremony was a topic of drama and controversy once again, besides the uproar from the crowd about Jason Segal not winning the "WTF Moment" Award…
Governor Schwarzenegger to Terminate Deficit
Sacramento, CA: This week marked a great upset against the noble and knowledgeable Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Proposition 1A, an economic plan meant to strengthen a poor economy by…
World Confused What to Wish Pregnant Man
Bend, OR: The normally simple holiday of Mother's Day was turned on its head for well-wishers of a certain family. Visitors to the home of Thomas Beatie(aka that "pregnant man"…
Court Asks for Second View of Jackson…Case
The honorable Justices of the Supreme Court met earlier this week in order to resurrect a topic of debate that the nation can't seem to forget: Janet Jackson's bare breast…
Olbermann to Waterboard Hannity Himself
The clash of the media titans had officially begun last week, as two opinionated political baiters began a humorous(to almost everyone else) silent debate on the use of waterboarding as…
Country Shocked at Miss USA Pageant
Las Vegas, NV: Television viewers of NBC and the audience at the Planet Hollywood Resort were shocked and appalled at the Miss USA Pageant on Sunday. The reason: Perez Hilton.…
Activists Ruin Susie’s Tea Party
Greensburg, PA: Yesterday marked a sad point in the life of young Susan Wolffe, as the sophisticated tea party she was holding with her kindergarten friends and a Hannah Montana…
President Loses Tie Clip in Front of Saudi King
London, UK: The G20 Summit became a bit of a spectacle last week, without the help from global economic troubleshooting. The event in question was when United States President Barack…
Time Warner Cable to Sponsor Next Earth Hour
This past Saturday marked the third "Earth Hour," a steadily growing annual eco-awareness hour where citizens of Earth turn off anything that lights up. Cities around the world dumped themselves…