Courts Agree: Jersey Shore One Big Joke
For months, the notorious MTV surreality show Jersey Shore has begot both laughs and head shakes from the general public. The show follows a group of stereotypical New Yorkers from…
Model Coco Rocha Kicked to Runway Curb
Fashion Week is not without a party crasher, as dwindling runway starlet Coco Rocha instigated controversy by stating that she was not contracting much runway work because of her fat…
Latest HOV Scam Involves Talking Puppet
New York, NY: Ever since the creation of the HOV(high occupancy vehicle) lane on the Long Island Expressway, clever drivers have instigated outrageous plots to beat the system and drive…
Attack of the Mutant Killer Beagles
Central Islip, NY: Millions of Long Islanders spent most of the past week hidden in their homes. Initial reports indicated that the nature of these shut-ins had to do with…
Are We Doing It Wrong? The iPad
When it comes to new technology, you can bet on one thing: Steve Jobs will come up with something at the beginning of the new year. No matter how worthless…
Where in the World is Cary Elwes?
Every child of the 80s, and many of the 90s, knows of Cary Elwes. Maybe you didn't know how to spell his name correctly. That's ok. I only just learned…
From The Desk of Conan O’Brien
In light of recent events that have happened between NBC and Conan O'Brien, we were lucky enough to "find" a page of a possible monologue Conan may give when he…
NASA Violates Lemon Laws
The National Aeronautics and Space Administration(NASA) is under investigation by the Better Business Bureau(BBB) in a retail war of some of the longest acronym titles in history. The hot-button topic…
Conservatives Steal Back Idiot Hat From Harry Reid
Washington, DC: For a short stint this week, Senator Harry Reid(D-NV) was the subject of controversy due to quotes in the book "Game Change" that have made even the most…
3 Viewers Agree: Carson Daly is Invaluable
Late night television has never seen the rivalry it has seen this past week, as co-NBCers Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien find themselves in the same time slot in their…