Bloomberg Considers Pedestrian Tolls for New York City
Mayor Bloomberg is pushing for a "walking toll." A walking toll is a fee collected from pedestrians walking around Manhattan by police officers.
Team “We Luv Boobies” Joins Walk for Breast Cancer
The male staffers at The Inept Owl vow to save all the boobies. The participants are primarily made up of women, due to the fact that they have real breasts…
Unknown Tweeter Follows John Mayer’s Lead
John Mayer, Phish-tour fanatic turned singer/songwriter, announced yesterday that he would be cancelling his Twitter account. The statement, which was only announced on Twitter and miraculously disappeared moments after the…
Homeless Politicians Continue to Campaign
Phoenix, AZ: For the first time in decades, economic troubles have begun to effect what few believed would ever be touched: politicians. "I had to make a choice: cut into…
NY Cat Burglar Arrested for Failure to Remain Sexy
New York, NY: The infamous New York "cat-burglar", who had only gained attention today after being caught, was brought into police custody today by officers in downtown Manhattan. "The real…
Ground Zero Donut Shop Enters Debate
New York, NY: With the public release of plans to turn the decrepit building of the Burlington Coat Factory into an Islamic Cultural Center/Mosque, American tensions have run high. The…
Awkward Romantic Nerd Finds Awkward Romantic Nerd Movies Misleading
New York, NY: Trevor Sunderman has never been what one would call "a ladies man." He's 25 years old and lives in his parents' basement. He reads Batman graphic novels…
New Blackberry to Feature Unorthodox Tech
Ontario, CANADA: At long last, the wait is over. After what seemed like years of techno-gossip, media leaks, and stock-trading roller-coasters, Research In Motion, the company behind Blackberry smartphones, has…
Miley Cyrus Claims New Fans
In a recent battle for the artistic innocence of pop stars, 17 year old Miley Cyrus has taken up the fight for feminism and double standards. The action came after…
Kevin Costner Dumps DVDs into Gulf to Fix Oil Spill
Going on a month, the British Petroleum oil rig that exploded in the Gulf of Mexico is still leaking oil into the ocean, threatening ocean life, fishing prospects, and the…