Satirical News for Serious People
Germany: Santa Claus--that jolly, round guy in red, loved by children around the world--will not be visiting Germany this December. German Catholics, led by Bonifatiuswerk, a German Catholic aid organization,…
New York, NY: While most young men may piss and moan about this unfairness for about two seconds before being distracted by a set of young knockers in a glittery…
Rockford, MI: A diabetic Michigan man with a love of liquor owes his life to his furry, four-legged friend. This past weekend, William “Bubba” Jones got snockered at a party…
Anchorage, AK: Usually when a young woman finally convinces a guy to put a ring on it, her parents are among the first to know. But not for the infamous…
Wellington, New Zealand: With such horribly predictable plot lines and below-par acting, it was bound to happen eventually—Eclipse, the third film in the overrated Twilight saga, bored a movie-goer to…
They may not be down with Darwin, supporters of stem cell research, or even aware of CERN’s Large Hadron Collider, but you can bet your Communion wafer that they’re tweeting…
Not so long ago, in a lab across the Atlantic, several psychologists donned their white lab coats, popped some popcorn (extra butter), and set out to diagnose one of the…
The Social Security Administration recently released its ever-popular “Most Popular Baby Names” list for 2009. And just what names were at the top of the top ten? Jacob and Isabella—two…
Years after the dawn of the Internet, and long after the rise of the social networking craze, conservatives are finally getting with the technological program. Within the next few weeks,…
Earthquakes, volcanoes, floods, terrorist attacks, oil spills, a black President—it all has some folks screaming “Apocalypse!” Add to it the fact that the ancient Mayans grew tired of chiseling their…