The New NBA Bank Shot
The NBA is very close to allowing teams to put advertising on their players’ jerseys, following suit with such popular sports as soccer and NASCAR. NBA Deputy Commissioner Adam Silver…
The Second Coming of an Alien?
Roswell, NM: Former CIA agent Chase Brandon told a reporter a shocking announcement on the 65th anniversary of the “Roswell Daily Record’s” infamous flying saucer headline. And what oh-so-shocking announcement…
Joe Paterno’s Statue of No Limitations
Joe Paterno was a close friend of his for many years, but former Florida State coach Bobby Bowden thinks his statue of the late coach on Penn State’s campus should…
Drake and Chris Brown to Get Down?
New York, NY: Damon Feldman, a celebrity boxing promoter, is hoping to capitalize on the nightclub brawl between singer Chris Brown and rapper Drake by offering them $1 million each…
Alec Balwin Attacks Reporter Asking About Attack on Reporter Asking About Attack On…
New York, NY: Someone give Alec Baldwin a time out! He has now pummeled three members of the press–and counting. The latest reporter to feel the wrath of Alec was…
Henry Hill: Good (Dead)Fella
Somewhere, UNITED STATES: Henry Hill, the Mafioso man and FBI informant whose sordid life the Martin Scorsese film, Good Fellas, was based on, died on June 12th at the age…
Lindsay Lohan Does Dick…in Liz and Dick
Los Angeles, CA: Lindsay Lohan, currently shooting Lifetime’s TV movie, Liz and Dick, reportedly is so determined to prove that she isn’t a drunk detriment to a film set (and…
Bath Salt Dealers Rush to Save Face
Imagine being a businessman with a hot new product that practically sells itself. Then, imagine that product taking a beating in the press and internet, rendering the product an extremely…