Over-Eating Believed to Cause Weight Gain
Researchers at UCLA Medical Center believe that they have discovered a possible cause for the country’s skyrocketing obesity rate – overeating. For years, scientists and overweight people have been working…
The Diary of Keanu Reeves
In this age of gossip, it can be a struggle for an upstanding publication such as ours to find important, verifiable facts about celebrities, whether it be about their political…
Robotic Legs are Just the Beginning
Tired of walking from the refrigerator to the couch? Well, you’re in luck because recently Honda unveiled their latest innovation, the Walking Assist Device, a pair of robotic legs complete…
The Biography of J-Sin
Unlike the vast majority of The Inept Owl’s writers, J-Sin was not created by the partnership of two human beings. Instead, he sprung forth from a savanna in central Kenya…
Researchers Concerned About Manpris Activity
Scientists in the nation’s capital are concerned with the drastic increase of “manpris” (Capri pants for men) sightings across the U.S. in recent months. Many believe that the fashion faux…
McCain’s Birth Certificate Located In Basement
Washington, D.C. –An intern at the Smithsonian Institution has discovered the whereabouts of presidential hopeful John McCain’s birth certificate in the most unlikely of places – a spider’s web in…
Perez Hilton Rumored to be Gay
According to industry insiders, Perez Hilton (real name: Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr.), the well-known blogger and television personality, is a closeted homosexual. Hilton, disliked and feared by many in Hollywood…
Knight-Ridden Bitter Over Remake
K.I.T.T. of Knight Rider fame comes to terms over the recreation of the show that made him and blinking LED lights famous.
Lohan Wins “Big Sister of the Year” Award
Lindsay Lohan, the highly regarded actress/musician/model, was recently awarded with the prestigious “Big Sister of the Year” award by the Big Brothers and Big Sisters of Greater Los Angeles. In…
Keanu Reeves to Direct Royal Shakespeare Company
Keanu Reeves, long recognized as one of the finest actors of his generation, has decided to retire from his current career as a film star and accept a position as…