Johansson Displeased with Parkinsons Auction
In an effort to raise money for Michael J. Fox’s Foundation for Parkinsons Research, Ryan Reynolds is asking fans to bid on the opportunity to accompany him to two upcoming…
Terrell Owens Set to Create 33rd NFL Team
Dallas, TX: After being summarily released by the Dallas Cowboys on Wednesday, Terrell Owens and his agent, Drew Rosenhaus sought out teams willing to offer the outspoken receiver a long…
Christian Bale Denies Tirade
Recently, an audio tape was released to the media which allegedly features Christian Bale verbally abusing a crew member while filming the latest film in the "Terminator" franchise. According to…
This Day In History
If one were to listen to the radio or turn on the television today, there’s a good chance that they would be informed that today, February 3, is, in Don…
Hines Ward’s Smile Explained
Pittsburgh, PA: For years, sports writers, game announcers, and fans have all wondered about Pittsburgh Steeler wide receiver Hines Ward and his never-ending smile. Until now, most believed that his…
Bloomberg to Ban Public Gas Emissions
New York, NY: Michael Bloomberg, the über-rich mayor of New York City, has put forth another measure in an effort to decrease the air pollution levels in the Big Apple…
Palin Jealous of Kennedy’s Respect
Washington, DC: Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is lashing out at the press for what she perceives to be preferential treatment in regards to Caroline Kennedy’s bid for the soon-to-be empty…
Scientist Links Smoking to Lung Cancer
After fifty years of research, scientists at Eastern West Virginia Community and Technical College believe that they have finally discovered a possible side effect to smoking – lung cancer. Though…
Oprah Weighs 200 Pounds: World Shocked
Oprah Winfrey, dubbed the “Queen of all Media,” has shocked the world with her latest revelation in January’s issue of ‘O’ magazine. Winfrey, 54, has struggled with her weight for…
Local Wal-Mart Offers Bonus to Shoppers
In an effort to boost sluggish holiday sales, one local Wal-Mart has devised a scheme to attract shoppers this Saturday. According to the store manager, Earl Wickish, the first five…