Georgia Woman Mauls Burglar, Receives No Biscuit
Police are investigating after a Georgia woman scared off a would-be burglar by acting like a dog. No, this isn’t a joke. The Athens Banner-Herald reported Monday that the woman…
Harvard Coffee Poisoning Not an Accident
Boston, MA: One of six Harvard Medical School researchers, who became ill after drinking coffee laced with a toxic chemical, says he does not see how the incident could have…
Scientology Faces Fraud; Few Surprised
On Tuesday, a Paris court convicted the Church of Scientology of fraud and fined it more than half a million euros, which is a lot of money, we think —…
Burt Reynolds Leaves Rehab to Re-Start Career
Burt Reynolds, of Smokey the Bandit and Cosmopolitan Magazine fame, has been released from a rehabilitation center where he was treated for an addiction to painkillers. The 73 year old…
Record Sales, Minor PETA Rallies, Predicted With Snow Leopard
Analysts are predicting that Apple’s upcoming operating system, Snow Leopard, will sell five million copies upon its release at the end of the month. Snow Leopard was developed over a…
Cheney Defends Waterboarding, Insanity
Washington, DC: Former Vice President Dick “Shotgun” Cheney, an outspoken opponent of the Obama administration, has stepped forward and announced that waterboarding is an essential tool for fighting terrorism. He…
Paris Hilton Loses Phone…Again
Paris Hilton has reportedly lost her Blackberry during a recent trip to France to attend the Cannes International Film Festival. Industry insiders are amazed at her carelessness because this is…
Michael Vick to Join PETA
Leavenworth, KS: Former Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick has been released from the federal prison in Leavenworth, Kansas, and will finish the last two months of his 23 month sentence…
Study Shows Most Americans Have 40 Hour TV Week
In a study recently released by researchers at Yale University, it was revealed that nine out of every ten people in the United States are spending the equivalent of a…
American Apparel Settles Down Woody Allen
New York, NY: After a year of legal wrangling, Woody Allen and American Apparel have reached an agreement in the lawsuit filed by Allen last year, accusing American Apparel of…