Review of The Eagles’ “Long Road Out of Eden”
The Eagles were one of the most recognizable bands in the 1970s. They produced hit after hit, putting 10 different singles in the top 10 of the music charts. But…
Review of Saving Jane’s “One Girl Revolution”
If you haven't heard of Saving Jane... hey, it happens. They had some modest success with their album, Girl Next Door especially once MTV picked up the single of the…
G8 Summit to be Held on the Moon in 2008
The organizers of the G8 summit, an annual meeting of economic superpowers to discuss global financial issues, have decided to hold their 2008 summit on the surface of the moon.…
Review of Ozzy Osbourne’s “Black Rain”
Ozzy Osbourne has been making music since the mid-1700s. According to Wikipedia (the most reputable source in the history of mankind), he has sold 75 million albums worldwide, one for…
Bush to Veto Timetable on Withdrawl from Oval Office
CRAWFORD, TX: At a press conference today, President Bush vowed to veto any efforts to have him removed from office, now or in the foreseeable future. Speaking from a barcalounger…
Review: Maroon 5, “It Won’t Be Soon Before Long”
Maroon 5 came crashing onto the music scene in 2002 with a sound that was catchy and new (provided you'd never heard anything from Motown, ever). Their album “Songs About…
Review of Nelly Furtado, “Loose”
Forget everything you thought you knew about Canadian music. Nelly Furtado is reinventing an entire nation’s musical history. You’ll find no songs about sinking ships (be they iceberg-bound cruise ships…
Darby Shaw Bio
Editor’s note: Music reviewer Darby Shaw did not submit the bio we requested from him some time ago; apparently he wasn’t kidding about the tardiness issue. Instead, we will post…