The Phone in Chief
For years, the President's phone in the Oval Office has been a closely-guarded secret. Being the hotline to the most powerful person in the western world, it is naturally the…
Alanis Morissette’s “Flavors of Entanglement”
Welcome to Flavors Of Entanglement Don't get me wrong. Lyrically, this is still Alanis. You still have a “kiss my ass” anthem in “Straightjacket.” You still have the “I admire…
NY Times to Hire Bloggers
In a bold move, the New York Times announced today that they will begin laying off journalists and columnists, then replace them with bloggers. Sarah Huffledink, spokesperson for the esteemed…
Review of Sirius Satellite Radio
Being a glutton for punishment, I invested in the necessary portions of a plug-and-play Sirius™ satellite radio system recently: a stereo with car kit, a home kit, and a subscription.…
Man Finishes To-Do List
After 27 years, a Knoxville man actually completely finished off his “honey-do” list. He celebrated the accomplishment by taking a guilt-free Sunday afternoon nap for the first time in decades.…
Know-It-All Appointed to Cabinet Post
Washington, DC: After years of having his genius unrecognized, today perennial know-it-all Jim Wilson finally received his due: a Cabinet position. Speaking from the White House, Mr. Wilson said simply,…
Woman Awarded Degree In Pop Psychology
This afternoon, the American Psychological Association awarded local woman Angie Parsons a degree in pop psychology, despite her having taken just two college courses in psychology. “This is an amazing…
Review of Counting Crows’ “Saturday Nights and Sunday Mornings”
Remember Counting Crows? Lead singer was a white dude with dreadlocks? Had that song, “Mr. Jones.” It was all over MTV, back when MTV played videos? You kinda liked them…
Families Living By River Caught Off-Guard By Flooding
Families with homes along the Ohio River woke up this morning, shocked to find their backyards covered in water. Due to greater-than-average snowfall, followed by greater-than-average rainfall, the Ohio River…
Review of STAGE FOUR’s “Love Finds Peter Plogojowitz”
As a first-rate music critic for a first-rate online publication, I find that careful research is an essential component to my craft. So, naturally, when I received a copy of…