Not An Airplane’s “Everything Is Not Loveable”
Being an unpaid faux-music-reviewer (as in a faux reviewer of music, not a reviewer of faux music), I'm not up on the ridiculously fine-hair-splitting categories kids use these days. Our…
Salvation Army To Fight In Iran
A beleaguered President Bush, running out of time in his lame-duck office term but eager to start up another international conflict, has reinstated the draft in order to boost the…
Christmas Sales Begin for 2009
Citing a sluggish economy and projecting below-par quarterly numbers, major retailers have decided to boost their flagging sales by beginning their pre-holiday sales for 2009.
Review of O.A.R.’s “All Sides”
About six years ago, I was at one of those cheesy-ass "murder mystery dinner parties." You know... everyone dresses up and acts out a murder mystery with each other, and…
Obama Campaign Demands Equal Coverage
"Today we would like to address a growing concern on the part of the Obama/Biden campaign: what appears to be a growing trend in the satirical media to cover our…
Review of Darius Rucker’s “Learn to Live”
We are in the midst of a cross-marketing Babylon. Musical whores are jumping across genres to sell albums left and right, and country music is the biggest beneficiary. First, Sheryl…
Canada Dissolves Parliament, Discovers Monarchy
Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper to dissolve facade surrounding the Canadian Government, with hilarious consequences. In what was originally dubbed a move to solidify power in his party's minority government…
Review of Coldplay’s “Viva La Vida”
You remember Coldplay. They were the English rock band that the radio deejays fell in love with a couple years ago, playing songs like "Clocks" and "The Scientist" until you…
President Twice as Popular as Congress
Washington, DC: In a recent poll of registered voters who own home phones, happen to be home in the evenings between Thursday and Sunday, were likely to vote in the…
Item on Craigslist Exactly as Advertised
Today, a television advertised on the popular classified ads website Craigslist was found to be in the exact condition advertised. The item in question was listed as "27 inch Sony…