Ricky Martin Tells the Truth
Today, Ricky Martin dropped a bombshell on the dozens of fans who read his website everyday. The former singer/actor has lived the life of a recluse since his time at…
Chuck Norris Facts Celebrate Birthday
This past Wednesday, actor/martial artist/worldwide hero Chuck Norris turned 70, prompting a whole new round of orgiastic internet squees from basement-dwelling dorks across the globe. More important than the actor's…
Review of Bear Ceuse
So here I am, listening to Bayer Queue's self-titled EP. It's a band, or a guy, or something. He's got like 37 different origin stories floating around the internet, which…
John Mayer Apologizes
Today, musician and chronic Twitterer John Mayer issued a press release apologizing for his recent controversial comments in Playboy magazine. The following is a transcript.
Review of Huggard, Hart & Taxter’s “The Other Side”
Greetings from the comatose music department here at The Inept Owl! A couple of weeks ago, I received a CD from Huggard, Hart & Taxter for review. After using it…
McGwire’s Biceps Speak Out
In an exclusive telephone interview with The Inept Owl, the biceps of world-famous home-run hitter Mark McGwire came clean about the slugger's past behaviors. The following is a transcript of…
Dentist Elf Busted For Drug Abuse
A dentist elf at the North Pole has been arrested and charged with possession of an illicit substance during the Christmas season.
Salahis Refuse Invite to Congress
Washington, DC: Tareq and Michaele Salahi, the latest media whores who attempted to get their own reality show by doing something stupid, today refused, through their lawyer, to speak with…
Review of The Band Formerly Known as The Relyx’s “Strange Living”
Jeff Buckley is alive. That's the only way I can explain what's going on with the release of The Relyx's EP, Strange Living. I mean, sure. It's a little more…
Government Proposes 1-Hour Work Week
Washington, DC--Faced with a burgeoning budget deficit, today the Obama administration unveiled a plan to help cut down government spending: a one-hour work week. The plan is a federal mandate,…