Review of Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream”
Finally, a female musician we can be proud of. Katy Perry, America’s new model for demure self-respect, has released her sophomore effort, “Teenage Dream.” In it, we find the sounds…
Slew of Websites Develop Movie Adaptations
Hollywood, CA: In the wake of the huge buzz surrounding the upcoming Facebook movie “The Social Network,” other websites are working feverishly to develop scripts about the stories of their…
GOP Blasts Obama Over Vacation
This week, the First Family begins a 10-day-long vacation in the swanky environs of Martha’s Vineyard, a favorite hangout for those who cannot afford a beach house on the Jersey…
Steven Tyler to Write Tell-All Memoirs
Los Angeles, CA: For decades, rock god Steven Tyler has been known as the large-mouth bass that fronts the rock band Aerosmith. His newest career choice will take him down…
Review of “The Five Ghosts” by Stars
I’m told that Stars is a band from Montreal, and that “The Five Ghosts” is their fifth album or whatever. But, seriously… Degrassi? REALLY? This is the source of the…
Vuvuzela-Related Deaths Skyrocket
Officials in South Africa are mystified by a tremendous surge in homicides that involve vuvuzelas. Recent crime statistics have shown that the low-key, lovable horn occasionally used by soccer fans…
LOST Ends; Millions Rediscover Real Life
Sunday night, television island drama LOST ran its series finale, a thirteen-hour mega-event that chronicled the end of an era. The show, which followed the stories of Jack, Sawyer, Nina…
Review of Court Yard Hounds’ Eponymous Album
In 2003, the Dixie Chicks pissed off NASCAR country. You probably remember the controversy; they made a comment to a London concert audience that they thought then-president Dubya was a…
Solutions Sought for Volcano Dilemma
Last week, Mount Heyyaeffallayouall erupted in Iceland, throwing countless tons of ash and smoke into the air. After a week of EU-mandated no-fly zones over most of Europe caused by…
Review of Jakob Dylan’s “Women and Country”
Poor Jakob Dylan. Can you imagine what it would be like, to be the child of a musical legend? The constant pressure to live up to the expectations of your…