Fantastic Coverage of Hurricane Gustav
Geraldo Rivera gives us the harrowing story of an emergency worker that was, for some reason, IN THE WATER!!! Luckily, the boat he hopped out of and was attached to…
Letter of the Week: 8-26-08
I don't know whether I want to marry you or pelt you with rotten eggs. But thanks for the laughter!
Speed Racer Movie Review
I went to a movie the other night. It had been a while since I had been to one because of all the good stuff life brings (job, bills, the…
Surprise! You’re an Idiot.
Today's lesson: Irony. We'll begin by first, acknowledging that very few people actually know what "irony" is. Go ahead. Admit it. You've called something "ironic" when it wasn't. Lucky for…
A Kodak Moment
It felt good to finally get a chance to scream! I had tried circling the Kodak Theater once before deciding to park at home and hoof it over on foot.…
Stephen Colbert: Man of the Year
Today we honor a man that all of you, our readers, believed was more deserving of an award than Axl Rose. Here is the letter we have addressed to Dr.…
Cast into Class, or The Beheading of the American Empire
It is time for the United States to be humble, before we are humiliated. We have a long history of acting like an empire abroad, while somehow keeping the truth…
Woman of the Year: Kate Beckinsale
Enclosed is the letter we would have sent Kate Beckinsale, our Woman of the Year for 2007, if she returned our calls...or knew who we were besides the people she…
Review of Svoy’s “Eclectric”
New York-based musician Svoy has a story that is all too familiar. Born in a small Russian town, he trained with the greatest talents his country had to offer, then…