Gap Unveils Starvation Wage Fashion Line
At a surprise fashion show this week, the buzz was all about Gap’s new line, which they’re calling “starvation wage” fashion.
Nation’s Hysterics Bravely Reporting Dangers of Fukushima Run-off
America’s hysterics are still paying close attention to any long-term effects the run-off from the Fukushima plant could cause two years later.
Millions Join Quest for the Holy iPhone
The iPhone 5s is rumored to be made of gold the color of 1,000 setting suns.
NSA Pleads with Public to Stop Joking About Them in Private Conversations and Email
Amid the ongoing controversy over the NSA’s domestic spying program, the government organization has asked people to stop making jokes about the NSA reading said conversations.
Syria Agrees to Consider UN’s Stern Talking-to Resolution
The UN resolution in Syria calls for a 30-minute, strongly-worded talking-to discussion with plenty of finger-wagging.
Fans of HBO’s The Newsroom Research Tirelessly for Operation Genoa History
Fans of The Newsroom and conspiracy theories take Operation Genoa too far.
Pop Stars Film Takes You Behind the Scenes of Unrealistically Fake Moments
The One Direction film gives viewers a glimpse of the studio-engineered antics and professionally-directed monologues that they engage in backstage.