Rush Limbaugh to be Replaced by Rusho Limbaguez on Radio
Palm Beach, FL: Rush Limbaugh’s resistance to immigration reform may have been strengthened this past weekend, as it was learned that Rush, as well as Sean Hannity, would not have…
NYC Mayoral Race Heats Up As Weiner Faces Opposition From Carlos Danger
New York, NY: The race for New York City’s next mayor became even more confusing interesting on Thursday as disgraced former congressman Anthony Weiner now faces opposition from a new…
Royal Family Set to Visit Royal Baby
London, UK: In the aftermath of the birth of Prince “He Who Has No Name” to Prince William and Duchess Kate, the rest of the British Royal Family have begun…
Royal Baby to be Sacrificed for Immortality of Queen Elizabeth II
London, UK: For the past few weeks, the media was swarming with constant news updates, questions, and predictions on the status of the infant begot by Prince William and Duchess…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 7-22-2013
We’re back! Back to unlocking the mysteries of the stars in order to learn our paths in life. Back to understand how destiny and opportunity intertwine day to day. For…
No, You Can’t Buy Detroit for a Dollar
Detroit, MI: Late last week, the city of Detroit filed for Chapter 9 bankruptcy protection in federal court. Yes, the entire city. Through decades of alleged funds mismanagement and job,…
Zimmerman to Pitch Stand Your Ground Reality Show
Jacksonville, FL: Fresh out of his trial, George Zimmerman is rumored to have signed a contract with Fox News to become a commentator and host of a new reality television…
People Now Wondering Where They Can Go Without Shit Exploding
New York, NY: Following the latest tragedy of the Boeing 777 plane crash in San Francisco, concerned Americans are now wondering if there is anywhere they can go without shit…
Zimmerman Leaves Courthouse, Shoots 5 People Giving Him Stink Eye
Sanford, FL: The trial of George Zimmerman for the shooting death of 17 year old Trayvon Martin came to a close late Saturday night, as a jury of six women…
Weiner and Spitzer Slam Into NY Political Races
New York, NY: Recent announcements from former Attorney General Eliot Spitzer and former Representative Anthony Weiner to run in political races in New York City have, once again, initiated speculation…