The Great Indie Sky Loses a Star: Michael J. Hein 1970-2011
Rest in peace, Michael. You treated us indie artists like mainstream entities, in horror, music, and comedy. We'll keep that flame alive as best we can.
Sources Confirm Amy Winehouse’s Non-Causes of Death
London, ENGLAND: Ideas have run rampant as to British singer/songwriter/rehab-jumper/addict Amy Winehouse's cause of death. Some infer that drugs and/or alcohol and/or household cleaners may have been involved. Others believe…
Amy Winehouse No Longer in Need of Rehab
London, England: As word came down this weekend that Amy Winehouse had finally succumbed to the unenviable miseries of stardom, adulation and millions of dollars by croaking in her home,…
Boehner Pulls Out
Washington, DC: After hammering away for hours and hours, Speaker of the House John Boehner has withdrawn from debt ceiling and budget talks with President Obama and Democrats. Boehner, who…
While We Were Bored: Harry Potter Memes
With the launch of the final Harry Potter movie, in a franchise so full of itself they broke one book into two movies to make it seem as if they…
HBO’s Game of Thrones Explained…with More Beer
It had to happen. After such an insane response to my HBO's Game of Thrones Explained...with Beer article, I decided to push the envelope and see what I could get…
Austrian Atheist Breaks Dane Cook Punchline Record
Vienna, AUSTRIA: For years, the wince-enticing entertainer known has Dane Cook has held a record that few believed was sought after, much less able to be broken. That record is…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 7-12-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell us what the stars are telling us...in Pig Latin.
Republicans Blame Casey Anthony Verdict on Obama, Gay Marriage, and Cuba
Washington DC: The results are in: Floridian ex-mom Casey Anthony has been found not guilty of 1st degree murder in the death of her 2 year old daughter Caylee. For…
Public Surprised MySpace Still Active All this Time
The improbable has happened. After two years of lurking in the shadows of Facebook, MySpace showed the world that it was, somehow, still around this week by being sold by…