Leslie Nielsen Dies at 84: Leslie Nielsen Shocked
Fort Lauderdale, FL: The world had its last underrated laugh this past Sunday, as complicated actor Leslie Nielsen passed away in his sleep due to complications of pneumonia. While countless…
16-Year-Old Boy Loses Virginity During TSA Pat-Down
Newark, NJ: The Transportation Safety Administration and its controversial screening procedures have come under fire yet again. A 16-year-old boy, whose name is being withheld due to his age, has…
Webmaster P Bio
While many believe that, behind the scenes, The Inept Owl is run by perverted gnomes high on PCP, it is untrue. There is only one perverted gnome, and he's only…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Week 12
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to key games. The…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 11-22-10
Confused about love, life, and eternal happiness? So is Moonbeam Crenshaw, but he'll tell you what to do, anyway.
Chow Time with Evil Gordon Ramsay: The McRib
When it comes to chain restaurants, the public gets what the public wants. Except when the chain is McDonald's, and what the public wants is the McRib. Then it seems…
Ben Roethlisberger Slapped – Women Rejoice
As of this writing, the NFL is considering fining Seymour for “Bitch-Slapping a Defenseless Rapist.”
Samsung to Drop a Deuce
New York, NY: This morning, Samsung Mobile announced the release of its game-changing mobile phone: the Samsung Deuce. As opposed to some mobile phone models which have been aimed at…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Week 11
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to key games. So…
An Abridged Trip to the NYC Horror Fest
The New York City Horror Film Festival is another breed of festival, because instead of being stuck in a room of producers and maybe a stunt-man from the movie you've…