Homeless Politicians Continue to Campaign
Phoenix, AZ: For the first time in decades, economic troubles have begun to effect what few believed would ever be touched: politicians. "I had to make a choice: cut into…
My Life with Cable
I would like to blame my long absence from The Owl on something exotic, like a pilgrimage to Tibet, a trip to Italy, or even some crippling illness, but it…
Horrible Horoscopes: 9-6-2010
Moonbeam Crenshaw continues his quest to run the world's future with his horrible horoscopes. Week of September 6th, 2010.
Men’s Rights Lawyer Gets Panties In A Twist
New York, NY: While most young men may piss and moan about this unfairness for about two seconds before being distracted by a set of young knockers in a glittery…