NY Cat Burglar Arrested for Failure to Remain Sexy
New York, NY: The infamous New York "cat-burglar", who had only gained attention today after being caught, was brought into police custody today by officers in downtown Manhattan. "The real…
Horrible Horoscopes: 8-23-2010
Moonbeam Crenshaw continues his quest to run the world's future with his horrible horoscopes. Week of August 23, 2010.
Lady Gaga is the Newest Twitter Queen
Internetland: Britney Spears’ musings were once the most followed on Twitter. With an estimated 5,674,443 followers, Spears was, until recently, the unabashed queen of useless internet ramblings. That appears to…
GOP Blasts Obama Over Vacation
This week, the First Family begins a 10-day-long vacation in the swanky environs of Martha’s Vineyard, a favorite hangout for those who cannot afford a beach house on the Jersey…
Ground Zero Donut Shop Enters Debate
New York, NY: With the public release of plans to turn the decrepit building of the Burlington Coat Factory into an Islamic Cultural Center/Mosque, American tensions have run high. The…
David Fincher Set to Remake The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo for Disney
In an about face from many of his previous efforts, director David Fincher (Se7en, Fight Club, Zodiac) has signed on to remake the recent Norwegian hit The Girl with the…
Who’s Next for K-Rod?
After allegedy punching out his father-in-law, New York Mets closer Francisco "K-Rod" Rodriguez has apparently gone on a fighting streak the likes of Russell Crowe. His latest victim: UFC legend…
Awkward Romantic Nerd Finds Awkward Romantic Nerd Movies Misleading
New York, NY: Trevor Sunderman has never been what one would call "a ladies man." He's 25 years old and lives in his parents' basement. He reads Batman graphic novels…
Dog Saves Owner, Charged for Malpractice
Rockford, MI: A diabetic Michigan man with a love of liquor owes his life to his furry, four-legged friend. This past weekend, William “Bubba” Jones got snockered at a party…
New Blackberry to Feature Unorthodox Tech
Ontario, CANADA: At long last, the wait is over. After what seemed like years of techno-gossip, media leaks, and stock-trading roller-coasters, Research In Motion, the company behind Blackberry smartphones, has…