Navy to Ban Smoking on Subs; Mutiny to Follow
In a long-awaited move, the United States Navy has announced plans to ban smoking on submarines, effective December 31, 2010. This comes as a great relief to many non-smokers, while…
Brain Vomit by Jess
Apparently, a Qatari diplomat tried to have a smokey smoke in the bathroom on his flight from Washingtion to Denver, and when confronted about the smell of smoke by a…
Prom Problems in Mississippi
For the past month, the sleepy town of Fulton, Mississippi had been inundated by civil rights legislation that, for once, isn't racially inspired. Instead, the focus has been on one…
Review of Jakob Dylan’s “Women and Country”
Poor Jakob Dylan. Can you imagine what it would be like, to be the child of a musical legend? The constant pressure to live up to the expectations of your…
Doctors Perform C-Section; Find Gas-Bubble
Two local gynecologists received a stern slap on the wrist recently for attempting a Cesarean section on a woman that was not, in fact, pregnant. In 2008, a rotund woman…