Review of Bear Ceuse
So here I am, listening to Bayer Queue's self-titled EP. It's a band, or a guy, or something. He's got like 37 different origin stories floating around the internet, which…
Courts Agree: Jersey Shore One Big Joke
For months, the notorious MTV surreality show Jersey Shore has begot both laughs and head shakes from the general public. The show follows a group of stereotypical New Yorkers from…
FOX News Reports on Tiger Woods’ Jewishness
Members of the media, specifically those of the more right-handed radio resolve, are alternately confused and enthralled by the fact that Tiger Woods, once thought to be just African-Asian American,…
Model Coco Rocha Kicked to Runway Curb
Fashion Week is not without a party crasher, as dwindling runway starlet Coco Rocha instigated controversy by stating that she was not contracting much runway work because of her fat…
John Mayer Apologizes
Today, musician and chronic Twitterer John Mayer issued a press release apologizing for his recent controversial comments in Playboy magazine. The following is a transcript.
City Healed: To Revert Back to Crotch of America
Celebrants filled the streets of New Orleans, spilling out from seedy sports bars and strip clubs and onto Bourbon Street to celebrate the Saints victory in the Super Bowl. The…
Latest HOV Scam Involves Talking Puppet
New York, NY: Ever since the creation of the HOV(high occupancy vehicle) lane on the Long Island Expressway, clever drivers have instigated outrageous plots to beat the system and drive…
Attack of the Mutant Killer Beagles
Central Islip, NY: Millions of Long Islanders spent most of the past week hidden in their homes. Initial reports indicated that the nature of these shut-ins had to do with…
Movie Review: The Book of Eli
Earth, post-apocalypse; radiation poisoning; Denzel Washington; Gary Oldman; cannibals. How can a movie go wrong with these elements? The Book of Eli shows us how.
Review of Huggard, Hart & Taxter’s “The Other Side”
Greetings from the comatose music department here at The Inept Owl! A couple of weeks ago, I received a CD from Huggard, Hart & Taxter for review. After using it…