ABC Fills Adam Lambert Spot with Rip Taylor
For the past month, the television syndicate of ABC has endured tremendous pressure by gay and pro-gay support groups, due to pulling American Idol finalist, and apparently gay, Adam Lambert…
Good News, Everyone, from Copenhagen
The debates about climate change, both politically and scientifically, had seemingly become a stalemate. Both global warming supporters and detractors(or, the other way around) began mud-slinging during discussions, which brings…
Dentist Elf Busted For Drug Abuse
A dentist elf at the North Pole has been arrested and charged with possession of an illicit substance during the Christmas season.
Salahis Refuse Invite to Congress
Washington, DC: Tareq and Michaele Salahi, the latest media whores who attempted to get their own reality show by doing something stupid, today refused, through their lawyer, to speak with…
Tiger Woods Seeks Name Change
Windermere, FL: Tiger Woods, charged with careless driving, fined $164 by Florida authorities on Tuesday, and squarely in the crosshairs of the celebrity and tabloid media, issued a statement Wednesday…
How Straight Men Can Watch New Moon Safely
Yes, you have heard right. Throughout the universe there live a small, but virile, population of heterosexual men who need to watch the Twilight Saga's latest besmirchment of the classic…