Tiger Woods Caught Farting, Eating
This past week, the general public was disgusted and distraught due to a scandal involving Tiger Woods. Thanks to the stellar reporting of distinguished reporters at the reputable TMZ website,…
Slick Willie Mistakes Journalists for Party Girls
The free world was once again saved by the cunning linguistics of former President of the United States Bill Clinton, when he negotiated the release of two journalists from North…
Quantity Vs. Quality
There are so many fast food restaurants nowadays that I imagine the competition for the American gullet is quite competitive. For some reason, however, I have noticed an awful lot…