Bible Camp
Back in my younger days I attended a Bible camp. This was related to a non-denominational church and seemed fairly sane after the frightening Southern Baptists that I was abducted…
Atlanta Receives Unexpected Disaster Relief
Residents of the city of Atlanta were stunned yesterday as federal relief vehicles rolled into the heart of the city loaded with food, water, medicine, and other emergency supplies such…
President Twice as Popular as Congress
Washington, DC: In a recent poll of registered voters who own home phones, happen to be home in the evenings between Thursday and Sunday, were likely to vote in the…
Crowd Shocked by Stone Temple Pilots
Fans of the 90's alternative rock sensation Stone Temple Pilots were stunned by their reunion show at the Nikon Theater at Jones Beach in August when the band came onstage…
Introducing Moonbeam Crenshaw
Moon Beam Crenshaw has been studying the stars and their affect on our daily lives for 38 years. He gained his degree in astrology at Woodstock during a mud orgy,…
Pineapple Express Review
Rye Silverman follows the jokers, the smokers, and the midnight toker's for a ride on the Pineapple Express.
$14 Million Will Get You Pictures of a Stranger’s Kids
People Magazine has shelled out a reported fourteen million dollars (Yes, you read that right. Fourteen. Million. Dollars.) in exchange for photographs of the guaranteed-to-be-insanely-beautiful-as-they-grow-older twins (Vivienne Marcheline and Knox…
JOKER vs. JOKER vs. JOKER
After finally seeing The Dark Knight and living through the hype surrounding this movie for the past 3 months, I thought it was time to write a rating article. No,…
Item on Craigslist Exactly as Advertised
Today, a television advertised on the popular classified ads website Craigslist was found to be in the exact condition advertised. The item in question was listed as "27 inch Sony…