
Bad Santa: Captured Elves Tell of Sordid Affairs
Today, officials at The Department of Homeland Security announced their plans to police international skies starting December 24, 2007 at 12:00 a.m. to December 26, 2007 at 12:00 a.m. The Federal Aviation Administration is working closely with other U.S. and international agencies as well.
This was brought about after C.I.A. officials were informed by The Department of Immigration that five little people dressed in elf costumes were apprehended at the Canadian border.