New York, NY: With the release of PEOPLE Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” cover, there seemed to be little conflict with the choice of Bradley Cooper. Handsome, successful, popular, the star of the “Hangover” movies seemed an easy choice for the general public. Unfortunately, not everyone agreed, as an overwhelming amount of Clint Howard fans took to social networking sites after Wednesday’s announcement.
Los Angeles, CA: The father of Lindsay Lohan can be called many things: child-star coattail rider; drug addict; Lawn Guyland scum dumpster; Z-list celebri-whore. Finally, after the latest Lindsay-Tracker event, he can be called what he always wished to be: father of the year.
Vancouver, BC- CANADA: Shia LaBeouf, the awkward-looking “star” of the famously horrific ‘Transformers’ franchise has, after much consideration, decided on his fallback career. LaBeouf knows that, sooner or later, his luck will run out and moviegoers will realize that he lacks both the talent and the good looks required to be a marquee star. When this happens, the job offers will cease to arrive and he will need a second career. His career of choice? Punching bag.
Hollywood, CA: This past evening, television audiences were protected from being horrified as legal columnist and talk-show host Nancy Grace’s 51 year old breast became exposed on “Dancing with the Stars”. Due to expert camera-work, the boob was not televised, however ratings were so low for the show that pictures and videos of the accident […]
Rest in peace, Michael. You treated us indie artists like mainstream entities, in horror, music, and comedy. We’ll keep that flame alive as best we can.
London, ENGLAND: Ideas have run rampant as to British singer/songwriter/rehab-jumper/addict Amy Winehouse’s cause of death. Some infer that drugs and/or alcohol and/or household cleaners may have been involved. Others believe that her body may have given out due to malnutrition. Some say it could have been suicide in correlation to a century-old cult that cries for the souls of 27 year old musicians. While the cause of death still has not been released, the most pinpoint speculation has arisen through how Amy Winehouse definitely did not perish.
What we will be comparing characters to? Simple: beer. Beer has such a wide range of classes and tastes to play against the range of classes and tastes of the players in Game of Thrones, and beer is easier to to make safe for work than, say, sexual positions, and everyone is drinking and sword-fighting. I don’t know anything about medieval swordplay, so I’ll stick with beer.
The life of a musical artist can be complicated. One moment they’re prancing around the stage in pants made of neon rubber bands and a Thundercats mask, and then dressed in a sweat-suit, sipping tea on Fashion Avenue. It can be confusing for fans, management, and even for the artists themselves. One of the most confusing of pop culture, Lady Gaga, was exposed this week for what she really is. Her closeted identity was brought out to the light, exposed for all the world to see, answering so many of the questions that had surrounded her in her career, from musical inclinations to fan base to what may have been in her pants. Lady Gaga is actually 36 year old Swedish electro anti-pop sensation Karin Dreijer Andersson, also known as Fever Ray.