Category: Entertainment
Johansson Displeased with Parkinsons Auction
In an effort to raise money for Michael J. Fox’s Foundation for Parkinsons Research, Ryan Reynolds is asking fans to bid on the opportunity to accompany him to two upcoming movie premieres. The highest bidders will escort Reynolds to the premieres of X-Men Origins: Wolverine and The Proposal.
Country Shocked at Miss USA Pageant
Las Vegas, NV: Television viewers of NBC and the audience at the Planet Hollywood Resort were shocked and appalled at the Miss USA Pageant on Sunday. The reason: Perez Hilton.
As a celebrity telecast judge, Perez Hilton was given the seemingly humorous function of asking Miss California Carrie Prejean a question.
Richardson Cover-Up: The Real Culprit is Parking
Natasha Richardson, a gifted and precocious heiress to acting royalty whose career highlights included the film Patty Hearst and a Tony-winning performance in a stage revival of Cabaret, died Wednesday at age 45 after suffering a wrist injury from a meter accident two weeks ago. The “ski accident” was apparently fabricated by her theatrical family in an effort to “legitimize” her injuries.
Blood Night: The Interview of Frank Sabatella
Our editor sits down with director Frank Sabatella and special effects artist Jeremy Selenfriend to discuss Sabatella’s major directorial debut, Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet. The movie itself is set to be a testament of adoration to the slasher movies of yore or, to not make us feel so old, the 80s.
Through this interview, both Frank and Jeremy enlighten us on everything from how the movie came to be to casting, special effects, and even opinions on remakes.
Local Idiot to Rip Off Tucker Max
In an effort to either find a buyer for his unrequitted love, or just to boost ratings for his website, inept editor Patrick Emmel released plans to create an online dating application in order to dupe would-be female attention getters into dating and/or sleeping with him. People who may find this familiar probably remember the exploits of Tucker Max, celebrity blogger and author of the book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, due to become a feature film in the near future.
Peter Gabriel Takes Song, Goes Home
Los Angeles, CA: Citing disrespect, the stifling of artistry rights, and public humiliation, Peter Gabriel, the former frontman of the British pop band Genesis, now destined to write screen jingles and release “Greatest Hits” albums and DVDs, has pulled out of the 2009 Academy Awards.
Christian Bale Denies Tirade
Recently, an audio tape was released to the media which allegedly features Christian Bale verbally abusing a crew member while filming the latest film in the “Terminator” franchise. According to sources on the set of the film, Bale unleashed a wave of abusive language upon director of photography Shane Hurlburt when the latter purportedly disturbed Bale’s concentration during a scene.
Springsteen’s Slide Just an Act
Tampa Bay, FL: During a press conference, after his performance at Super Bowl XLIII’s Half-Time Show and before he was carted away in an ambulance, Bruce Springsteen answered questions by his detractors about his “losing the skill to rock.” The focus was on his knee slide across the stage and into a camera-man during the performance.
Oprah Weighs 200 Pounds: World Shocked
Oprah Winfrey, dubbed the “Queen of all Media,” has shocked the world with her latest revelation in January’s issue of ‘O’ magazine. Winfrey, 54, has struggled with her weight for years and has always felt as if the entire world should share in her pain and heartbreak when it comes to her inability to control her eating and lack of exercise. An admitted food addict, Winfrey is disappointed with herself.
The Diary of Keanu Reeves
In this age of gossip, it can be a struggle for an upstanding publication such as ours to find important, verifiable facts about celebrities, whether it be about their political leanings, financial situation, children, or if they bought a Gucci or Louis Vuitton collar for their miniature Italian greyhound. Sometimes it takes an exceptional amount of harassment for an interview while hanging out of a news van driving eighty miles per hour. Sometimes it takes an immense amount of stalking around one’s house, usually equal to the amount of arrests for disregarding certain “restraining orders.”
