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PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive Sparks Protest Over Clint Howard Snub

PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive Sparks Protest Over Clint Howard Snub

| November 18, 2011 | 0 Comments

New York, NY: With the release of PEOPLE Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” cover, there seemed to be little conflict with the choice of Bradley Cooper. Handsome, successful, popular, the star of the “Hangover” movies seemed an easy choice for the general public. Unfortunately, not everyone agreed, as an overwhelming amount of Clint Howard fans took to social networking sites after Wednesday’s announcement.

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Kim Kardashian Relinquishes New Jersey Nets Season Tickets

Kim Kardashian Relinquishes New Jersey Nets Season Tickets

| November 2, 2011 | 0 Comments

Newark, NJ: Yes, the rumors are true. Once a professional basketball fan that seemed to dwarf the likes of Jack Nicholson and Spike Lee in the art of player appreciation, professional booty Kim Kardashian had enough of the NBA lockout and submitted for a refund on her court-side season tickets for the New Jersey Nets.

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Michael Lohan Makes Statement for ‘Father of the Year’ Award

Michael Lohan Makes Statement for ‘Father of the Year’ Award

| October 24, 2011 | 0 Comments

Los Angeles, CA: The father of Lindsay Lohan can be called many things: child-star coattail rider; drug addict; Lawn Guyland scum dumpster; Z-list celebri-whore. Finally, after the latest Lindsay-Tracker event, he can be called what he always wished to be: father of the year.

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Shia LaBeouf Decides on Fallback Career

Shia LaBeouf Decides on Fallback Career

| October 18, 2011 | 0 Comments

Vancouver, BC- CANADA: Shia LaBeouf, the awkward-looking “star” of the famously horrific ‘Transformers’ franchise has, after much consideration, decided on his fallback career. LaBeouf knows that, sooner or later, his luck will run out and moviegoers will realize that he lacks both the talent and the good looks required to be a marquee star. When this happens, the job offers will cease to arrive and he will need a second career. His career of choice? Punching bag.

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Nancy Grace Nipple Slip Brings Back Memories of Kathy Bates

Nancy Grace Nipple Slip Brings Back Memories of Kathy Bates

| September 27, 2011 | 0 Comments

Hollywood, CA: This past evening, television audiences were protected from being horrified as legal columnist and talk-show host Nancy Grace’s 51 year old breast became exposed on “Dancing with the Stars”. Due to expert camera-work, the boob was not televised, however ratings were so low for the show that pictures and videos of the accident […]

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Tina Fey Has New Baby Girl, Denies Rumors of Old Baby Girl

Tina Fey Has New Baby Girl, Denies Rumors of Old Baby Girl

| August 13, 2011 | 0 Comments

Shortly after news reports came out that Tina Fey had a new baby girl, her publicist had to immediately squash rumors that she actually had an old baby girl. The Smoking Gun had come out with a story stating that Fey actually had a baby afflicted with Hutchinson–Gilford Progeria Syndrome and that curiously, whether due to this condition or other reasons, the baby looks exactly like Lorne Michaels.

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The Great Indie Sky Loses a Star: Michael J. Hein 1970-2011

The Great Indie Sky Loses a Star: Michael J. Hein 1970-2011

| July 26, 2011 | 1 Comment

Rest in peace, Michael. You treated us indie artists like mainstream entities, in horror, music, and comedy. We’ll keep that flame alive as best we can.

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Sources Confirm Amy Winehouse’s Non-Causes of Death

Sources Confirm Amy Winehouse’s Non-Causes of Death

| July 25, 2011 | 0 Comments

London, ENGLAND: Ideas have run rampant as to British singer/songwriter/rehab-jumper/addict Amy Winehouse’s cause of death. Some infer that drugs and/or alcohol and/or household cleaners may have been involved. Others believe that her body may have given out due to malnutrition. Some say it could have been suicide in correlation to a century-old cult that cries for the souls of 27 year old musicians. While the cause of death still has not been released, the most pinpoint speculation has arisen through how Amy Winehouse definitely did not perish.

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HBO’s Game of Thrones Explained…with Beer

HBO’s Game of Thrones Explained…with Beer

| June 22, 2011 | 9 Comments

What we will be comparing characters to? Simple: beer. Beer has such a wide range of classes and tastes to play against the range of classes and tastes of the players in Game of Thrones, and beer is easier to to make safe for work than, say, sexual positions, and everyone is drinking and sword-fighting. I don’t know anything about medieval swordplay, so I’ll stick with beer.

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Lady Gaga Outed as 30-Something Avant-Garde Swedish Musician

Lady Gaga Outed as 30-Something Avant-Garde Swedish Musician

| June 8, 2011 | 1 Comment

The life of a musical artist can be complicated. One moment they’re prancing around the stage in pants made of neon rubber bands and a Thundercats mask, and then dressed in a sweat-suit, sipping tea on Fashion Avenue. It can be confusing for fans, management, and even for the artists themselves. One of the most confusing of pop culture, Lady Gaga, was exposed this week for what she really is. Her closeted identity was brought out to the light, exposed for all the world to see, answering so many of the questions that had surrounded her in her career, from musical inclinations to fan base to what may have been in her pants. Lady Gaga is actually 36 year old Swedish electro anti-pop sensation Karin Dreijer Andersson, also known as Fever Ray.

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