Music Review: LodemidiQuail
Do the words Boards of Canada, Negativland, and Mr. Bungle mean more than gibberish to you? If the answer is yes, you should definitely check out LodemidiQuail, an electronica soundscaper…
Toyota’s New Ad Campaign
For the past few months, we have been unable to turn on the television without coming across a news alert about a runaway Prius or Scion B, Tc, D, or…
Genetic Link Found Between Roethlisberger and Winnie the Pooh
Pittsburgh, PA: In what seems to be a regular occurrence these days, lines of women have stepped forward accusing Ben Roethlisberger of naughty behavior. In what no longer seems to…
Study Finds Most American Idol Fans Retarded
A study released today by Harvard scientists proves what has long been suspected – fans of the number one television program, American Idol, are retarded. The study, headed by Harvard…
The Dark Side of the Girl Scouts of America
In a stunning move orchestrated by a contingent of conservative Washington lobbyists, the Girl Scouts of the United States of America (GSUSA) have been directly blamed for the prevalent and…