Unpartisan Podcast Episode 1003: Political Poo
This week on Unpartisan, we cover everything you wish you didn’t know about the news and politics, such as: What…
Woman Becomes Trapped in Infinite Hashtag Loop
In what may be one of the most important events in the study of sociophysics, longtime social media guru Nancy…
Study: Hurricane Researchers Really Don’t Know Women
In a recent study on the study of how the gender of a hurricane's name affects the public's fear of…
Space Tollbooths Unveiled by Transit Authorities Following Progress of SpaceX
With the unveiling of Dragon V2 by SpaceX, the combined efforts of multiple transit authorities in the United States such…
Google’s Self-Driving Cars Kidnapping Testers, Exhibiting Emotions
Google has halted production on their line of self-driving cars after the prototypes reportedly started becoming self-aware.
BP Study Confirms Benefits of Oil Spills
British Petroleum spokesman Gerald McSlick announced the results of a two-year study that proves oil spills may actually be good…
Texas Institutes All Creationism Curriculum in Schools
Rick Perry announced the institution of a new curriculum of creationism in state schools that would “teach the controversy.”
Advancement in Prosthetic Limbs Met with Resistance, Requests for “Cool Robot Hands”
Artificial limb fashion takes a turn for the vintage as users of prosthetics want to look more robotic.
Weather Term “Polar Vortex” Officially Overused
The weather term polar vortex has officially jumped the shark.
Shock Therapy Could Erase Painful Memories Like Seeing “The Iron Giant”
Shock therapy could lead to the deletion of selective memory. Yes, just like in that movie, Eternal Sunshine of the…