Birds Visit Other Presidential Candidates
In case you don’t have social media and/or friends screaming, “Feel the Bern!” at you whenever politics comes up, presidential hopeful of the Democratic Party, Sen. Bernie Sanders, was interrupted…
ICYWYMI: Jeb Bush Logo Belongs on an Afternoon Talk Show
To call the United States presidential nomination campaigns of 2016 a circus would be demeaning to circus acts everywhere. At least with circuses, you know that, eventually, you are going…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Ted Cruz
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz. Name: Rafael Edward Cruz Nickname: Ted Political Affiliation: Republican Party Status: Sith Lord Known For: U.S. Senator 2013 – Present, Being…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: John Kasich
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate John Kasich. Name: John Kasich Nickname: Not Kusich, or Kucinish Political Affiliation: Republican Party Status: Not Dennis Kucinich Known For: Governor of Ohio 2011…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Ben Carson
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson. Name: Dr. Ben Carson Nickname: It’s Not Brain Surgery Political Affiliation: Republican Party Status: Whatever The Lord thinks of…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Marco Rubio
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio. Name: Marco Rubio Nickname: Fun-Size Santorum Political Affiliation: Republican Party Status: Happy to have wasted millions of dollars giving it…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Chris Christie
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie. *UPDATE: Chris Christie has suspended another future lap-band surgery, as well as his presidential campaign.* Name: Chris Christie Nickname:…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Carly Fiorina
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina. *UPDATE: Carly Fiorina has fired herself from her presidential campaign.* Name: Carly Fiorina Nickname: “Every b-word in the book,” according…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Jeb Bush
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush. *UPDATE: Jeb Bush has suspended his presidential campaign, while his supporters awkwardly clapped at the wrong moment.* Name:…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Rick Santorum
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum. *UPDATE: Rick Santorum has suspended his presidential campaign to focus on putting out an Oscar-worthy film from his faith-based…