Night of the Pumpkin: Reclaiming What Halloween is All About
When dealing with Halloween, you're also pitting yourself against one of the fab 4 of last century's late movie monsters: Michael Meyers. How can the holiday of Halloween ever be…
Michael Lohan Makes Statement for ‘Father of the Year’ Award
Los Angeles, CA: The father of Lindsay Lohan can be called many things: child-star coattail rider; drug addict; Lawn Guyland scum dumpster; Z-list celebri-whore. Finally, after the latest Lindsay-Tracker event,…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 7
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Tommy Lee Jones Reportedly Killed in Libya
Sirte, LIBYA: The world lost a legend today, as Libyan revolutionary forces surrounded the village of Sirte in a man-hunt for Tommy Lee Jones, who allegedly died in a shoot-out…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 10-17-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw warns us about our future by telling us we are all doomed.
Shia LaBeouf Decides on Fallback Career
Vancouver, BC- CANADA: Shia LaBeouf, the awkward-looking "star" of the famously horrific 'Transformers' franchise has, after much consideration, decided on his fallback career. LaBeouf knows that, sooner or later, his…
IndyCar Officials Place Speed Limits on Tracks
Las Vegas, NV: For some, IndyCar is synonymous with speed, precision, and cold-blooded racing techniques. For most, it is lumped in with NASCAR as "just another race car league." Officials…
Horror Memes Contest: Updated 2011
The world doesn't seem to have many horror memes. Sure, we have cats playing pianos, gang violence involving Domo, and enough Lazy Town pedophilia references to make Bob Saget blush.…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 6
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Boring Sex Leads to Amnesia in 29-Year-Old Woman
New York, NY: For one of countless women, sex was boring and, literally, totally forgettable, once again. A continuing case study published in the September issue of the Glamour reported…