Los Angeles, CA: Suspicions have arose around comedian Andy Dick concerning his substance abuse and the erratic behavior that accompanies it: drug possession; indecent exposure; public intoxication; sexual abuse and lewd behavior; Comedy Central Roasts. Not one of these activities has been attributed to Andy Dick for the past 5 months, causing immense public concern.
What is going on with these SEXY ROYALS ?
No sooner is The Princess Of The Dianna Of The Whales killed and buried in a French tunnel by the GREEK Mafia over a Knightsbridge TURF dispute, and nothing to do with Land-Mines or ‘Marrying the Moozers’ apparently allegedley, then they’re AT IT AGAIN !
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to key games. The records have been getting closer and closer. The top has become the bottom! Takers become givers! Insert your ridiculously provacative copy here!
South Bend, IN: Researchers at Notre Dame have published a study claiming that video game addicts, also known as “gamers,” lose their virginity long after their non-gaming peers. The study, which was conducted over a three-year-long span, states that the average gamer loses his or her virginity around the age of thirty-four, whereas the average person loses their virginity sometime in their late teens – a difference of more than fifteen years.
I’m watching this interesting show on the History Channel (yes, I’m a nerd) called “The President’s Book of Secrets”. It caught my attention because I remember the mention of a book of secrets from the movie “National Treasure” (yes, I have poor taste in movies.) Anyway, I figured the show was worth a few minutes during channel flipping.
Hollywood, CA: And yet another season of Dancing With the Stars has come to a glittery close, crowning Jennifer Grey as the ballroom champ. Not surprisingly, the former dirty dancer beat out actor/singer Kyle Massey, as well as Bristol Palin, the infamous daughter of VP-candidate-turned-ex-Alaskan-governor-turned-Tea-Party-Mad-Hatter-turned-reality-TV-star Sarah Palin.
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to key games. The records have been getting closer and closer, which means that if it ends in a tie, the editor may keep the trophy for himself! Hopefully, that doesn’t happen, as we would be forced to set a death pool for him.
Fort Lauderdale, FL: The world had its last underrated laugh this past Sunday, as complicated actor Leslie Nielsen passed away in his sleep due to complications of pneumonia. While countless fans an celebrities are shocked by the actor’s death, none are more shocked than Leslie Nielsen himself, who seems to be in a state of denial about the whole ordeal.