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You Say It’s My Birthday
Well, today I turned 46 years old, and compared to my 5th birthday, this is probably one of the most grim ones I have lived through yet.
The girls at the office here arranged for me to have the pizza of my choosing (Canadian bacon and sauerkraut) and a cake with my name misspelled at 11:30, after which I headed out to the alley to have a cigarette.
Epic Brain Vomit by Jess
Jess returns to The Owl to vent about anything that catches her eye in the news!
BP Confesses Love for Everyone
After months and months of declarations and commercials proclaiming that ostracized megalomaniacal petrol company BP would “make this right”, executives have determined with a certainty that such a task is impossible and therefore they will never be able to “make this right”. Instead, executives are changing their catch phrase to: “BP loves you!”
WWI Officially Ends – Veterans Too Old or Dead To Care
On June 18, 1919, during the signing of the treaty of Versailles, Germany agreed to pay reparations as compensation for bringing war to the nations of Europe and causing the deaths of 10 million soldiers. After nearly 92 years of hemming and hawing, the Germans have finally, albeit grudingly, paid the full amount of 132 billion Marks. In 2010 terms, this amount is supposedly assessed at 382 billion (US) dollars. But some economists aren’t so sure.
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Week 4
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to key games. Darby Shaw is still in the lead! He obviously has figured out a way to get the games earlier than the rest of us in order to accomplish this.
Team “We Luv Boobies” Joins Walk for Breast Cancer
New York, NY: The Avon Walk for Breast Cancer is set to launch on October 16th. Thousands of people, both survivors and supporters alike, will walk over 26 miles for a weekend to raise money for breast cancer education, prevention, examination, and treatment.
The participants are primarily made up of women, due to the fact that they have real breasts and therefore are at the most risk, but one group of New Yorkers are pushing to change the ratio. Led by New York native Paul Emmerlan, team “We Luv Boobies” has joined the fight against breast cancer amid skepticism and confusion.
Horrible Horoscopes: 9-27-2010
Need a direction to solve life’s problems? You’d be better off looking somewhere else, but here’s Moonbeam Crenshaw anyway, with your horoscopes for the week of September 27th, 2010.
How Not to Die on a Segway
With the unfortunate demise of Segway company owner Jim Heselden by falling off a cliff while trying to off-road a Segway, we at The Inept Owl believe that some pages may have been missing from the machines safety manual.
These are those pages.
Slew of Websites Develop Movie Adaptations
Hollywood, CA: In the wake of the huge buzz surrounding the upcoming Facebook movie “The Social Network,” other websites are working feverishly to develop scripts about the stories of their origins.
