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Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 7-12-2011

Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 7-12-2011

| July 12, 2011 | 0 Comments

Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell us what the stars are telling us…in Pig Latin.

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Republicans Blame Casey Anthony Verdict on Obama, Gay Marriage, and Cuba

Republicans Blame Casey Anthony Verdict on Obama, Gay Marriage, and Cuba

| July 8, 2011 | 0 Comments

Washington DC: The results are in: Floridian ex-mom Casey Anthony has been found not guilty of 1st degree murder in the death of her 2 year old daughter Caylee. For many, the outrage has saturated the media more so than the O.J. Simpson verdict. This could be blamed for the social advancement of the internet, as it cannot be known if angry white people would have created Facebook groups calling for a lynching in the 90s.

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Public Surprised MySpace Still Active All this Time

Public Surprised MySpace Still Active All this Time

| July 5, 2011 | 0 Comments

The improbable has happened. After two years of lurking in the shadows of Facebook, MySpace showed the world that it was, somehow, still around this week by being sold by News Corp. for around $35 million. MySpace itself has begun migrating its application to Facebook, emailing a like for users to “like” them on Facebook. currently they have 556,260 versus Facebook’s 47,000,000+.

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Partiers Look to Avoid 4th of July Rush

Partiers Look to Avoid 4th of July Rush

| July 1, 2011 | 0 Comments

Nationwide, US— In an effort to avoid the inevitable holiday crowds this 4th of July weekend, revelers are finding creative ways to get out ahead of the curve in their celebrations.

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Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 6-27-2011

Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 6-27-2011

| June 29, 2011 | 0 Comments

Moonbeam Crenshaw continues his reign as worst astrologer ever with this week’s Horrible Horoscopes.

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Shared Progress: A Review of “Late Bloomer” by The Northstar Session

Shared Progress: A Review of “Late Bloomer” by The Northstar Session

| June 28, 2011 | 0 Comments

The Inept Owl has been lucky enough to have a few artists in multiple fields come back again and again with new albums, ideas, and visions. It has the feel of a family reunion, as we see each other grow up and grow out each time we get together for a brief moment in the year. Such is the case with The Northstar Session as I review their latest album, “Late Bloomer”.

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Supreme Court Rules “No Boobies, No Beef” on Video Games and Free Speech

Supreme Court Rules “No Boobies, No Beef” on Video Games and Free Speech

| June 28, 2011 | 0 Comments

Fearful attempts by the state of California to gag freedom of speech were curtailed by the U.S. Supreme Court yesterday, as justices voted 7-2 to allow the sale of violent, “M” rated video games to anyone in California who could reach the counter to pay, with no legal consequence to the retailer. The decicion was explained as a standard for all media that does not have naked men and women.

In his explanation of voting against the ban, Justice Scalia wrote, “Grimm’s Fairy Tales, for example, are grim indeed …Cinderella’s evil stepsisters have their eyes pecked out by doves. And Hansel and Gretel (children!) kill their captor by baking them in an oven.” The idea that a child could buy such a book on their own,(because all children even ask for books for holidays and birthdays), and not a violent video game was what led Justic Scalia to his decision.

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Performance, Feedback, Revision: Rap Artist Baba Brinkman Hits NYC

Performance, Feedback, Revision: Rap Artist Baba Brinkman Hits NYC

| June 27, 2011 | 0 Comments

Rap as an art form has continually evolved. From its tribal, beat-based story-telling syncopation around a fire to its modern, beat-based story-telling syncopation in 50,000 capacity sports arenas, rap has been in constant flux in how the form has been portrayed, enacted, and interpreted. The same can be said for modern biological evolution. So it is no surprise that Canadian rapper Baba Brinkman would take both of these linear ideas of evolution, and evolve them from performance, feedback, and revision, into a new album, The Rap Guide to Evolution: Revised, and then bring it to New York City as a public performance.

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Citizens of Vancouver Apologize for Rioting with More Rioting

Citizens of Vancouver Apologize for Rioting with More Rioting

| June 24, 2011 | 0 Comments

Vancouver BC, CANADA: Last week the imaginable happened: Canadians were so riled up about a Stanley Cup Finals series loss that they took to the streets to show Oakland, Los Angeles, and Chicago how a riot is supposed to be. This past week the remorse blossomed for all the world to see, as city dwellers took to the streets once again, spray-painting apologies on windows, up-ending police cars and covering them with post-it notes, and igniting gasoline messages of “SORRY” and “DON’T JUDGE ALL OF US” in the streets.

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HBO’s Game of Thrones Explained…with Beer

HBO’s Game of Thrones Explained…with Beer

| June 22, 2011 | 9 Comments

What we will be comparing characters to? Simple: beer. Beer has such a wide range of classes and tastes to play against the range of classes and tastes of the players in Game of Thrones, and beer is easier to to make safe for work than, say, sexual positions, and everyone is drinking and sword-fighting. I don’t know anything about medieval swordplay, so I’ll stick with beer.

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