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While We Were Bored: Harry Potter Memes

While We Were Bored: Harry Potter Memes

| July 21, 2011 | 0 Comments

With the launch of the final Harry Potter movie, in a franchise so full of itself they broke one book into two movies to make it seem as if they would actually try to cover everything in the book when they really just wanted to one-up the lengthy goodbyes from Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, it seemed vital to launch some new memes. Updates will come as memes are received, and created, but we will start you off with one of our own.

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HBO’s Game of Thrones Explained…with More Beer

HBO’s Game of Thrones Explained…with More Beer

| July 19, 2011 | 0 Comments

It had to happen. After such an insane response to my HBO’s Game of Thrones Explained…with Beer article, I decided to push the envelope and see what I could get away with in a sequel article. I know, it’s shameful. Then again, this could the makings of an intelligent trilogy, or even series, much like Star Wars, Harry Potter, and the first two Back to the Future movies. I’m not regurgitating. These are a new group of characters, a new group of alcohol(even if it does have a cameo in line with KISS showing up in a Scooby-Doo episode), and a new group of jokes. But you don’t have to take my word for it…

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Austrian Atheist Breaks Dane Cook Punchline Record

Austrian Atheist Breaks Dane Cook Punchline Record

| July 14, 2011 | 0 Comments

Vienna, AUSTRIA: For years, the wince-enticing entertainer known has Dane Cook has held a record that few believed was sought after, much less able to be broken. That record is for the longest wait to a punchline for a joke in a public forum. Now, the record has finally been broken, as Austrian citizen Niko Alm extended the wait for a punchline to 3 years

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Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 7-12-2011

Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 7-12-2011

| July 12, 2011 | 0 Comments

Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell us what the stars are telling us…in Pig Latin.

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Republicans Blame Casey Anthony Verdict on Obama, Gay Marriage, and Cuba

Republicans Blame Casey Anthony Verdict on Obama, Gay Marriage, and Cuba

| July 8, 2011 | 0 Comments

Washington DC: The results are in: Floridian ex-mom Casey Anthony has been found not guilty of 1st degree murder in the death of her 2 year old daughter Caylee. For many, the outrage has saturated the media more so than the O.J. Simpson verdict. This could be blamed for the social advancement of the internet, as it cannot be known if angry white people would have created Facebook groups calling for a lynching in the 90s.

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Public Surprised MySpace Still Active All this Time

Public Surprised MySpace Still Active All this Time

| July 5, 2011 | 0 Comments

The improbable has happened. After two years of lurking in the shadows of Facebook, MySpace showed the world that it was, somehow, still around this week by being sold by News Corp. for around $35 million. MySpace itself has begun migrating its application to Facebook, emailing a like for users to “like” them on Facebook. currently they have 556,260 versus Facebook’s 47,000,000+.

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Partiers Look to Avoid 4th of July Rush

Partiers Look to Avoid 4th of July Rush

| July 1, 2011 | 0 Comments

Nationwide, US— In an effort to avoid the inevitable holiday crowds this 4th of July weekend, revelers are finding creative ways to get out ahead of the curve in their celebrations.

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Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 6-27-2011

Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 6-27-2011

| June 29, 2011 | 0 Comments

Moonbeam Crenshaw continues his reign as worst astrologer ever with this week’s Horrible Horoscopes.

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Shared Progress: A Review of “Late Bloomer” by The Northstar Session

Shared Progress: A Review of “Late Bloomer” by The Northstar Session

| June 28, 2011 | 0 Comments

The Inept Owl has been lucky enough to have a few artists in multiple fields come back again and again with new albums, ideas, and visions. It has the feel of a family reunion, as we see each other grow up and grow out each time we get together for a brief moment in the year. Such is the case with The Northstar Session as I review their latest album, “Late Bloomer”.

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Supreme Court Rules “No Boobies, No Beef” on Video Games and Free Speech

Supreme Court Rules “No Boobies, No Beef” on Video Games and Free Speech

| June 28, 2011 | 0 Comments

Fearful attempts by the state of California to gag freedom of speech were curtailed by the U.S. Supreme Court yesterday, as justices voted 7-2 to allow the sale of violent, “M” rated video games to anyone in California who could reach the counter to pay, with no legal consequence to the retailer. The decicion was explained as a standard for all media that does not have naked men and women.

In his explanation of voting against the ban, Justice Scalia wrote, “Grimm’s Fairy Tales, for example, are grim indeed …Cinderella’s evil stepsisters have their eyes pecked out by doves. And Hansel and Gretel (children!) kill their captor by baking them in an oven.” The idea that a child could buy such a book on their own,(because all children even ask for books for holidays and birthdays), and not a violent video game was what led Justic Scalia to his decision.

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