NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 12
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. Our…
Occupy Wall Street to Become Occupy Macy’s
New York City--Having been kicked out of various parks, bridges, and underpasses across New York City, the two-month-old Occupy Wall Street movement has decided to select a new location for…
Ashton Kutcher Inspires Divorce to Boost Two and a Half Men Character
Los Angeles, CA: Many actors and actresses engulf themselves in their characters in order to bring a certain base of believability that the audience can start from in film or…
Reflections in a Mirror and Reflections in Greatness: Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez
Beyond the obvious greatness of these two NFL stars, when one digs beneath the surface you realize just how similar these two great QB’s are. The differences are few but…
PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive Sparks Protest Over Clint Howard Snub
New York, NY: With the release of PEOPLE Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" cover, there seemed to be little conflict with the choice of Bradley Cooper. Handsome, successful, popular, the star…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 11
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. Our…
Tim Tebow Converts Entire United States to Christianity
Denver, CO: The professional football life of Tim Tebow has not been an easy one. Everyone, including towel boys, can throw better than him. His stats are running back-option worthy.…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 11-15-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to misread the stars to prepare you for the week!
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 10
Last year's Powder Puff King was Steve Elle, but Darby Shaw is changing the guard like Eli "Aw Shucks" Manning!
While We Were Bored: Sandusky-Bear
Considering we haven't been able to listen to a sports talk show that isn't drooling over kid-touching, we decided that the Sandusky-Bear needed to make an appearance. You're welcome.