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Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-5-2014

Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-5-2014

| May 5, 2014 | 0 Comments

Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.

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US Government Finally Stops Using Internet Explorer Due to National Security Risks

US Government Finally Stops Using Internet Explorer Due to National Security Risks

| April 30, 2014 | 1 Comment

The Department of Homeland Security began putting a plan into action yesterday that would shift government offices away from the use of Internet Explorer.

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BP Study Confirms Benefits of Oil Spills

BP Study Confirms Benefits of Oil Spills

| April 23, 2014 | 0 Comments

British Petroleum spokesman Gerald McSlick announced the results of a two-year study that proves oil spills may actually be good for the environment.

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Parents Still Unsure Why Children are Afraid of 8-Foot Mutant Rabbit

Parents Still Unsure Why Children are Afraid of 8-Foot Mutant Rabbit

| April 21, 2014 | 0 Comments

With the Easter holiday over once again, parents are left with the question that remains a mystery in developmental psychology: “Why does my child cry when sitting on the Easter Bunny’s lap for a picture?”

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Microsoft Warns that Windows XP Systems will Self-Destruct at Midnight

Microsoft Warns that Windows XP Systems will Self-Destruct at Midnight

| April 8, 2014 | 0 Comments

The countdown to extinction began this morning due to the fact that Microsoft’s support for the Windows XP operating system will end at some point today.

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Congress Offers Campaign Finance Package Deals at Low Low Prices

Congress Offers Campaign Finance Package Deals at Low Low Prices

| April 7, 2014 | 0 Comments

With the removal of the cap on campaign contributions last week, Congress has begun putting forth methods to entice election buyers.

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Supreme Court Ruling on Campaign Donations Re-Opens Door for Pauly Shore

Supreme Court Ruling on Campaign Donations Re-Opens Door for Pauly Shore

| April 2, 2014 | 0 Comments

Pauly Shore rejoices over Supreme Court ruling on campaign donations.

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Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-31-2014

Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-31-2014

| April 1, 2014 | 0 Comments

Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.

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Texas Institutes All Creationism Curriculum in Schools

Texas Institutes All Creationism Curriculum in Schools

| March 28, 2014 | 0 Comments

Rick Perry announced the institution of a new curriculum of creationism in state schools that would “teach the controversy.”

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Rosie O’Donnell Look-Alike Asks that 8 Year-Old Dress and Act More Like a Girl

Rosie O’Donnell Look-Alike Asks that 8 Year-Old Dress and Act More Like a Girl

| March 26, 2014 | 0 Comments

The Christian ideals of sexuality and gender identity took a turn for even more ridiculous this past month.

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