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Ben Affleck is… Sad Batman
If there was every any question that casting Ben Affleck as Batman was a mistake, we give you… Sad Batman.
Michael Sam Kiss Forces Athletes to Address PDAs with Significant Others
Athletes and fans fear what public displays of affection will do to their blood-thirsty game.
Public Demands More Original Titles to Government Scandals After “Bridgegate”
Citizens across the United States are rallying for swift and immediate changes to the names of scandals like Bridgegate.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-12-2014
Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.
Future Common Core Graduate Optimistic about Finding Job Taking Standardized Tests
How will children answer the question, “What do you want to be when you grow up” under Common Core?
Pro-Gun Activists Barred from Marching Against Moms to Capitol Hill
Countless gun violence survivors and families of victims marched on Capitol Hill today and, already, pro-gun activists have begun claiming that their rights are being violated.
Soft Drink Companies to Drop Healthiest-Sounding Ingredient from their Products
In an effort to curtail any misleading beliefs that soft drinks may have an ingredient that sounds slightly good for you, the companies PepsiCo and Coca-Cola recently announced that they would discontinue the use of brominated vegetable oil in all of its products.
Doctors Still Unsure if Acrobat Injuries Just Part of the Show
It has been almost 24 hours since a circus accident left eight acrobats injured and doctors are still unsure if they are in a really long circus act.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-5-2014
Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.
US Government Finally Stops Using Internet Explorer Due to National Security Risks
The Department of Homeland Security began putting a plan into action yesterday that would shift government offices away from the use of Internet Explorer.
