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The Book of Brule
Ever wonder why Dr. Steve Brule never made a self-help book? Well stop wondering because this is how it would look, you dingus.
Snake Handling Pastor Bit by Rattlesnake for Being a Snake Handling Pastor
Jamie Coots, star of the reality show “Snake Salvation” on the National Geographic Channel, wins this year’s Darwin Award.
Russia, Putin Improve Tolerance, Start Week with Minimal Beatings, Arrests of LGBT
In an effort to curtail the global view of Russia as an ignorant, gay-bashing, fascist nation, President Vladimir Putin finally put his amnesty program into action when two members of Pussy Riot, the protest group that plays punk music when it has a chance, were allegedly detained by the Sochi police on Tuesday and later released.
Vice President Biden Pouts about Not Being Invited to Republican Party
There is still a Republican Party in Washington, but don’t tell Vice President Joe Biden because he’s in denial that he missed it.
Nerdy Guys Broken by Ellen Page Coming Out
In a statement that has crushed nerdy guys everywhere, Ellen Page openly revealed herself as gay.
Russia Overtakes US in Joke Race Due to Washington DC Snow Closing
It took over 50 years, but Russia was able to overtake the US in the international mockery race with news that Washington D.C. would be closed due to snow.
Vuvuzela Horn Rally Turns Violent in Venezuela
Thousands of citizens in Venezuela gather in protest for what is believed to be an anti-vuvuzela campaign.
News Anchor Will Apologize to Samuel L. Jackson with Film Tribute
The reporter who mistook Samuel L. Jackson for Laurence Fisburne yesterday plans to honor the actor with a news segment highlighting his finest work in cinema.
Shia LaBeouf Submits Meltdown for Oscar Consideration
In a recent excuse that fooled no one, former child actor and current Hollywood headcase Shia LaBeouf explained away his odd behavior these past few months by calling it performance art. Translated into English from the vague fulosheiten language LaBeouf was using, “performance art” means “I meant to do that.”
Bill Gates Begins Rampage Through Microsoft Campus
Bill Gates returns to Microsoft, and he is not amused.
