Recent Articles
President Obama Declares Pot Not Cooler than Alcohol
In the war on drugs, President Obama hits hard. Or something.
Weather Term “Polar Vortex” Officially Overused
The weather term polar vortex has officially jumped the shark.
NFL Officials Practice Flag-Tossing for 49ers VS Seahawks Game
NFL Official train in flag-throwing and other skills for game between the 49ers and Seahawks.
Reeves and Zimmerman to Co-Star in Action Comedy, “Food Attack Defense Squad”
Hollywood is set to cast Curtis Reeves and George Zimmerman in a new action comedy film, Food Attack Defense Squad.
Movie Theaters Consider Adding “Don’t Shoot People” to Preview Guides
Movie theater management responds to latest fatal shooting with plans to put giant graphics on the screen telling the audience not to shoot people.
Alex Rodriguez Sues World Over PED Allegations
Alex Rodriguez responds to his 162-game suspension by suing everyone to prove his innocence.
Retail Store Takes 12 Hours to Complete Bitcoin Transaction
Retail stores plan to accept Bitcoin, no matter how long it may take.
T-Mobile Fails to Help Local Idiot Break Up with Girlfriend
Earlier his week, mobile communications company T-Mobile found a social media foothold that promises to take viral marketing by storm. Maybe too well.
NJ Traffic Scandal Labeled Military Exercise by Christie Supporters
Gov. Chris Christie’s traffic scandal could be the next step in military strategy.
Basketball Fans Shocked that Dennis Rodman’s Odd Behavior in North Korea Took This Long
During his adventures in North Korea, Dennis Rodman alienates basketball fans…again.
