Jamie Coots, star of the reality show “Snake Salvation” on the National Geographic Channel, wins this year’s Darwin Award.
In an effort to curtail the global view of Russia as an ignorant, gay-bashing, fascist nation, President Vladimir Putin finally put his amnesty program into action when two members of Pussy Riot, the protest group that plays punk music when it has a chance, were allegedly detained by the Sochi police on Tuesday and later released.
There is still a Republican Party in Washington, but don’t tell Vice President Joe Biden because he’s in denial that he missed it.
It took over 50 years, but Russia was able to overtake the US in the international mockery race with news that Washington D.C. would be closed due to snow.
The reporter who mistook Samuel L. Jackson for Laurence Fisburne yesterday plans to honor the actor with a news segment highlighting his finest work in cinema.
In a recent excuse that fooled no one, former child actor and current Hollywood headcase Shia LaBeouf explained away his odd behavior these past few months by calling it performance art. Translated into English from the vague fulosheiten language LaBeouf was using, “performance art” means “I meant to do that.”
Bill Gates returns to Microsoft, and he is not amused.