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Public Demands More Original Titles to Government Scandals After “Bridgegate”

Public Demands More Original Titles to Government Scandals After “Bridgegate”

| May 13, 2014 | 0 Comments

Citizens across the United States are rallying for swift and immediate changes to the names of scandals like Bridgegate.

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Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-12-2014

Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-12-2014

| May 13, 2014 | 0 Comments

Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.

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Future Common Core Graduate Optimistic about Finding Job Taking Standardized Tests

Future Common Core Graduate Optimistic about Finding Job Taking Standardized Tests

| May 12, 2014 | 1 Comment

How will children answer the question, “What do you want to be when you grow up” under Common Core?

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Pro-Gun Activists Barred from Marching Against Moms to Capitol Hill

Pro-Gun Activists Barred from Marching Against Moms to Capitol Hill

| May 7, 2014 | 0 Comments

Countless gun violence survivors and families of victims marched on Capitol Hill today and, already, pro-gun activists have begun claiming that their rights are being violated.

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Soft Drink Companies to Drop Healthiest-Sounding Ingredient from their Products

Soft Drink Companies to Drop Healthiest-Sounding Ingredient from their Products

| May 6, 2014 | 0 Comments

In an effort to curtail any misleading beliefs that soft drinks may have an ingredient that sounds slightly good for you, the companies PepsiCo and Coca-Cola recently announced that they would discontinue the use of brominated vegetable oil in all of its products.

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Doctors Still Unsure if Acrobat Injuries Just Part of the Show

Doctors Still Unsure if Acrobat Injuries Just Part of the Show

| May 5, 2014 | 0 Comments

It has been almost 24 hours since a circus accident left eight acrobats injured and doctors are still unsure if they are in a really long circus act.

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Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-5-2014

Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-5-2014

| May 5, 2014 | 0 Comments

Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.

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US Government Finally Stops Using Internet Explorer Due to National Security Risks

US Government Finally Stops Using Internet Explorer Due to National Security Risks

| April 30, 2014 | 1 Comment

The Department of Homeland Security began putting a plan into action yesterday that would shift government offices away from the use of Internet Explorer.

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BP Study Confirms Benefits of Oil Spills

BP Study Confirms Benefits of Oil Spills

| April 23, 2014 | 0 Comments

British Petroleum spokesman Gerald McSlick announced the results of a two-year study that proves oil spills may actually be good for the environment.

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Parents Still Unsure Why Children are Afraid of 8-Foot Mutant Rabbit

Parents Still Unsure Why Children are Afraid of 8-Foot Mutant Rabbit

| April 21, 2014 | 0 Comments

With the Easter holiday over once again, parents are left with the question that remains a mystery in developmental psychology: “Why does my child cry when sitting on the Easter Bunny’s lap for a picture?”

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