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Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-19-2014

Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-19-2014

| May 21, 2014 | 0 Comments

Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.

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Donald Sterling Calls Racist Press Conference to Apologize for the Last Racist Apology

Donald Sterling Calls Racist Press Conference to Apologize for the Last Racist Apology

| May 16, 2014 | 0 Comments

Donald Sterling is returning to the spotlight to apologize once again. Today Sterling called for a press conference outside of his home to address statements he made during his interview with Anderson Cooper, where he was set to apologize for his initial remarks.

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FCC Votes on Net Neutrality. Internet Providers to Charge $5 per User to See Results

FCC Votes on Net Neutrality. Internet Providers to Charge $5 per User to See Results

| May 15, 2014 | 0 Comments

The results of the FCC voting on net neutrality are in, but have not been released due to “content providers that do not pay for prioritized access.”

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Ben Affleck is… Sad Batman

Ben Affleck is… Sad Batman

| May 14, 2014 | 0 Comments

If there was every any question that casting Ben Affleck as Batman was a mistake, we give you… Sad Batman.

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Michael Sam Kiss Forces Athletes to Address PDAs with Significant Others

Michael Sam Kiss Forces Athletes to Address PDAs with Significant Others

| May 13, 2014 | 0 Comments

Athletes and fans fear what public displays of affection will do to their blood-thirsty game.

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Public Demands More Original Titles to Government Scandals After “Bridgegate”

Public Demands More Original Titles to Government Scandals After “Bridgegate”

| May 13, 2014 | 0 Comments

Citizens across the United States are rallying for swift and immediate changes to the names of scandals like Bridgegate.

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Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-12-2014

Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-12-2014

| May 13, 2014 | 0 Comments

Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.

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Future Common Core Graduate Optimistic about Finding Job Taking Standardized Tests

Future Common Core Graduate Optimistic about Finding Job Taking Standardized Tests

| May 12, 2014 | 1 Comment

How will children answer the question, “What do you want to be when you grow up” under Common Core?

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Pro-Gun Activists Barred from Marching Against Moms to Capitol Hill

Pro-Gun Activists Barred from Marching Against Moms to Capitol Hill

| May 7, 2014 | 0 Comments

Countless gun violence survivors and families of victims marched on Capitol Hill today and, already, pro-gun activists have begun claiming that their rights are being violated.

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Soft Drink Companies to Drop Healthiest-Sounding Ingredient from their Products

Soft Drink Companies to Drop Healthiest-Sounding Ingredient from their Products

| May 6, 2014 | 0 Comments

In an effort to curtail any misleading beliefs that soft drinks may have an ingredient that sounds slightly good for you, the companies PepsiCo and Coca-Cola recently announced that they would discontinue the use of brominated vegetable oil in all of its products.

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