Google has halted production on their line of self-driving cars after the prototypes reportedly started becoming self-aware.
Chipotle Mexican Grill has formally requested that customers leave behind their ancient weapons of unspecified mystical power when eating at their restaurants.
Oscar Pistorius will undergo a month-long psychiatric evaluation to prove he is crazy for killing his extremely hot girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp.
Donald Sterling is returning to the spotlight to apologize once again. Today Sterling called for a press conference outside of his home to address statements he made during his interview with Anderson Cooper, where he was set to apologize for his initial remarks.
The results of the FCC voting on net neutrality are in, but have not been released due to “content providers that do not pay for prioritized access.”
Athletes and fans fear what public displays of affection will do to their blood-thirsty game.