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Travolta Apologizes for Mispronouncing Adela Dazeem’s Name at Oscars

Travolta Apologizes for Mispronouncing Adela Dazeem’s Name at Oscars

| March 5, 2014 | 0 Comments

After almost a week of mockery on the internet and in the media, John Travolta finally spoke of his mispronunciation of Frozen singer Idina Menzel’s name.

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Russia Claims It’s “Totally Not” Invading Ukraine

Russia Claims It’s “Totally Not” Invading Ukraine

| March 3, 2014 | 0 Comments

Putin claims Russian military exercises are “no big deal,” cites international tank show in Iran.

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Janet Yellen Admits to Being a Milli Vanilli Fan

Janet Yellen Admits to Being a Milli Vanilli Fan

| February 28, 2014 | 0 Comments

Janet Yellen has admitted to what Federal Reserve detractors and economists have been accusing the central bank of for years: being Milli Vanilli fans.

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Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 2-24-2014

Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 2-24-2014

| February 26, 2014 | 0 Comments

Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.

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Congress Insecure about Military Shrinkage, States “It’s A Decent Size”

Congress Insecure about Military Shrinkage, States “It’s A Decent Size”

| February 25, 2014 | 0 Comments

The plan to replace the size of the military with skill in how it is used has proponents of a large military insecure about the US’s place in the world.

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Comcast Unveils “Basic Human Dignity” Service Plan

Comcast Unveils “Basic Human Dignity” Service Plan

| February 25, 2014 | 0 Comments

Comcast unveils news service plans for cable, phone, and internet: the higher-cost “Basic Human Dignity” plan and the low-cost “Comcast Classic.”

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Arizona Businesses to Deny Service to Angry White Christians

Arizona Businesses to Deny Service to Angry White Christians

| February 24, 2014 | 0 Comments

In a retaliatory effort against Senate Bill 1062, which would allow discrimination in places of business based of religious beliefs, some businesses are ready to deny services to angry white Christians.

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Tom DeLay Claims God “Wrote the Constitution,” Plans to Convert to Judaism

Tom DeLay Claims God “Wrote the Constitution,” Plans to Convert to Judaism

| February 22, 2014 | 0 Comments

Tom DeLay stretches the correlation of the US Constitution and the Bible as far as he can.

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The Book of Brule

The Book of Brule

| February 20, 2014 | 2 Comments

Ever wonder why Dr. Steve Brule never made a self-help book? Well stop wondering because this is how it would look, you dingus.

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Snake Handling Pastor Bit by Rattlesnake for Being a Snake Handling Pastor

Snake Handling Pastor Bit by Rattlesnake for Being a Snake Handling Pastor

| February 20, 2014 | 0 Comments

Jamie Coots, star of the reality show “Snake Salvation” on the National Geographic Channel, wins this year’s Darwin Award.

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