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Travolta Apologizes for Mispronouncing Adela Dazeem’s Name at Oscars
After almost a week of mockery on the internet and in the media, John Travolta finally spoke of his mispronunciation of Frozen singer Idina Menzel’s name.
Russia Claims It’s “Totally Not” Invading Ukraine
Putin claims Russian military exercises are “no big deal,” cites international tank show in Iran.
Janet Yellen Admits to Being a Milli Vanilli Fan
Janet Yellen has admitted to what Federal Reserve detractors and economists have been accusing the central bank of for years: being Milli Vanilli fans.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 2-24-2014
Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.
Congress Insecure about Military Shrinkage, States “It’s A Decent Size”
The plan to replace the size of the military with skill in how it is used has proponents of a large military insecure about the US’s place in the world.
Comcast Unveils “Basic Human Dignity” Service Plan
Comcast unveils news service plans for cable, phone, and internet: the higher-cost “Basic Human Dignity” plan and the low-cost “Comcast Classic.”
Arizona Businesses to Deny Service to Angry White Christians
In a retaliatory effort against Senate Bill 1062, which would allow discrimination in places of business based of religious beliefs, some businesses are ready to deny services to angry white Christians.
Tom DeLay Claims God “Wrote the Constitution,” Plans to Convert to Judaism
Tom DeLay stretches the correlation of the US Constitution and the Bible as far as he can.
The Book of Brule
Ever wonder why Dr. Steve Brule never made a self-help book? Well stop wondering because this is how it would look, you dingus.
Snake Handling Pastor Bit by Rattlesnake for Being a Snake Handling Pastor
Jamie Coots, star of the reality show “Snake Salvation” on the National Geographic Channel, wins this year’s Darwin Award.
