Unpartisan Podcast Episode 1001: Kim Jong-un is Magic
In episode 1001 of Unpartisan, Pat and Eli break down the power of Kim Jong-un, immigration policies referring to DAPA, and the architectural landscape of America if Donald Trump became…
ICYWYMI: Vanity Kills Dolphin
When it comes to cute, non-threatening animals, most people have a zombie-like need to touch them. Try to walk by someone walking or, most likely, carrying their Pomeranian without at…
ICYWYMI: Jeb Bush Logo Belongs on an Afternoon Talk Show
To call the United States presidential nomination campaigns of 2016 a circus would be demeaning to circus acts everywhere. At least with circuses, you know that, eventually, you are going…
Unpartisan Episode 1001
In this episode of Unpartisan, Pat and Eli break down the power of Kim Jong-un, immigration policies referring to DAPA, and the architectural landscape of America if Donald Trump became…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Ted Cruz
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz. Name: Rafael Edward Cruz Nickname: Ted Political Affiliation: Republican Party Status: Sith Lord Known For: U.S. Senator 2013 – Present, Being…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: John Kasich
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate John Kasich. Name: John Kasich Nickname: Not Kusich, or Kucinish Political Affiliation: Republican Party Status: Not Dennis Kucinich Known For: Governor of Ohio 2011…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Ben Carson
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson. Name: Dr. Ben Carson Nickname: It’s Not Brain Surgery Political Affiliation: Republican Party Status: Whatever The Lord thinks of…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Marco Rubio
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio. Name: Marco Rubio Nickname: Fun-Size Santorum Political Affiliation: Republican Party Status: Happy to have wasted millions of dollars giving it…
Child Receives Savings Bond to Learn About Debt
Scarsdale, NY – With negative interest rates sweeping the global economy, many Americans have unwittingly begun stuffing cash back into their mattresses with the idea that money deposited within their…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Chris Christie
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie. *UPDATE: Chris Christie has suspended another future lap-band surgery, as well as his presidential campaign.* Name: Chris Christie Nickname:…