Recent Articles
Paul Ryan’s Free Lunch Raises Suspicions of Other Anti-Welfare Anecdotes
The possible inaccuracies of Rep. Paul Ryan’s free lunch story has undermined many other conservative anecdotes.
Son of Blofeld Takes Credit for Missing Malaysia Plane
Missing plane from Malaysia sounds like a James Bond movie plot.
Dallas Cowboys Sign Sam Smith from Craigslist Due to Cap Issues
The Dallas Cowboys go to Craigslist to fill in their salary cap-handicapped roster.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-10-2014
Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.
President Obama Begins Showbiz Plan with “Between Two Ferns”
With the President’s recent witty retorts with Galifianakis, the possibilities for the President in Hollywood seem limitless.
Kim Jong-un Receives 100% of Votes to North Korean Assembly. 30% of North Korean Population Missing
In a landslide victory for the current Dear Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un was elected to the Supreme People’s Assembly, the highest legislative body of North Korea besides Kim Jong-un himself.
Florida Refuses to Amend “Stand Your Ground” Law to Exclude “Come At Me, Bro”
With election season on the horizon, the political powers of Florida are gearing up to debate on everyone’s favorite topic: gun laws.
Denver Broncos to Release Champ Bailey Into the Wild
Broncos veteran cornerback Champ Bailey is set to be released from the team and then, literally, into the wild.
CIA Accused of Spying on CIA
Reports revealed an extensive surveillance effort lead by the Central Intelligence Agency to investigate the activities of the Central Intelligence Agency.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-3-2014
Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.
