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Congress Insecure about Military Shrinkage, States “It’s A Decent Size”
The plan to replace the size of the military with skill in how it is used has proponents of a large military insecure about the US’s place in the world.
Comcast Unveils “Basic Human Dignity” Service Plan
Comcast unveils news service plans for cable, phone, and internet: the higher-cost “Basic Human Dignity” plan and the low-cost “Comcast Classic.”
Arizona Businesses to Deny Service to Angry White Christians
In a retaliatory effort against Senate Bill 1062, which would allow discrimination in places of business based of religious beliefs, some businesses are ready to deny services to angry white Christians.
Tom DeLay Claims God “Wrote the Constitution,” Plans to Convert to Judaism
Tom DeLay stretches the correlation of the US Constitution and the Bible as far as he can.
The Book of Brule
Ever wonder why Dr. Steve Brule never made a self-help book? Well stop wondering because this is how it would look, you dingus.
Snake Handling Pastor Bit by Rattlesnake for Being a Snake Handling Pastor
Jamie Coots, star of the reality show “Snake Salvation” on the National Geographic Channel, wins this year’s Darwin Award.
Russia, Putin Improve Tolerance, Start Week with Minimal Beatings, Arrests of LGBT
In an effort to curtail the global view of Russia as an ignorant, gay-bashing, fascist nation, President Vladimir Putin finally put his amnesty program into action when two members of Pussy Riot, the protest group that plays punk music when it has a chance, were allegedly detained by the Sochi police on Tuesday and later released.
Vice President Biden Pouts about Not Being Invited to Republican Party
There is still a Republican Party in Washington, but don’t tell Vice President Joe Biden because he’s in denial that he missed it.
Nerdy Guys Broken by Ellen Page Coming Out
In a statement that has crushed nerdy guys everywhere, Ellen Page openly revealed herself as gay.
Russia Overtakes US in Joke Race Due to Washington DC Snow Closing
It took over 50 years, but Russia was able to overtake the US in the international mockery race with news that Washington D.C. would be closed due to snow.
