Category: Sports
Colts Entertain 32 Team Draft Trade for Peyton Manning
Indianapolis, IN: With the implosion of usefulness to the NFL’s Indianapolis Colts after the neck surgery of franchise player/quarterback/coach/offensive, defensive, and special teams coordinator Peyton Manning, trade rumors have surfaced as the Colts become legitimate contenders to draft Andrew Luck as well as be labeled the worst team in NFL history. The only thing standing [...]
Dancers at Rick’s Cabaret form Basketball League to Replace NBA
New York, NY: If you miss professional basketball, don’t worry. Some of the beautiful dancers from the famous Rick’s Cabaret chain of gentlemen’s clubs have formed their own teams and will compete against each other as part of a new league, the “Rick’s Basketball Association” (RBA).
Kim Kardashian Relinquishes New Jersey Nets Season Tickets
Newark, NJ: Yes, the rumors are true. Once a professional basketball fan that seemed to dwarf the likes of Jack Nicholson and Spike Lee in the art of player appreciation, professional booty Kim Kardashian had enough of the NBA lockout and submitted for a refund on her court-side season tickets for the New Jersey Nets.
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 8
The competition is getting closer, as players get hurt, teams sign free agents, and some of us just go crazy. That’s football!
Rick’s Cabaret NYC Girls Split on World Series Predictions
New York, NY: A non-scientific survey of some Rick’s Cabaret New York Girls reveals that the sexy showgirls can’t come to a conclusion on who will win the World Series, but they do have interesting opinions.
IndyCar Officials Place Speed Limits on Tracks
Las Vegas, NV: For some, IndyCar is synonymous with speed, precision, and cold-blooded racing techniques. For most, it is lumped in with NASCAR as “just another race car league.” Officials in charge of the Las Vegas Raceway have been questioned on the safety of the track after critics and drivers expressed their concerns on the conditions. This has led to a safe and easy solution by IndyCar president Randy Bernard that would make all tracks safe.
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 6
Check Here for information if you haven’t registered yet! ____________________________________________________________________ Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. This year, readers can get in on the action for a change to win prizes, trophies, [...]
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 5
Week 5 is upon us, and Steve Elle is in the lead with our British correspondent right behind him, while Darby had his best week ever! See? anything can happen!
Chuck Palahniuk Drafts Choke II in Honor of Red Sox
Boston, MA: Author Chuck Palahniuk, noted for such books as Fight Club and Choke has turned to nonfiction for the first time. In December (just in time for the holidays), Scribner will be releasing Choke II – the Despicable True Story of the Boston Red Sox.
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 7
Check Here for information if you haven’t registered yet! ____________________________________________________________________ Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. This year, readers can get in on the action for a change to win prizes, trophies, [...]
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