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BRESPN: The All Brett Favre Network

BRESPN: The All Brett Favre Network

| February 22, 2011 | 0 Comments

With the re-re-re-retirement of NFL Hall of Fame quarterback and soft-porn texter Brett Favre, the world is wondering, “What will Brett Favre do now?” Well, aside from the probable comeback season, again, ESPN has begun to show the pilots of shows to be featured on one of their future splinter stations, BRESPN.

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Pittsburgh’s Hines Ward Stops Smiling for the First Time in Thirty Years

Pittsburgh’s Hines Ward Stops Smiling for the First Time in Thirty Years

| February 8, 2011 | 7 Comments

Pittsburgh, PA: Hines Ward, Steelers wide receiver and the man long recognized as the village idiot of Pittsburgh, suddenly stopped smiling this morning after realizing that his team, the Pittsburgh Steelers, lost Super Bowl XLV. Fans have been wondering what took so long for the realization to set in.

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NFL Powder Puff Picks: Super Bowl XLV

NFL Powder Puff Picks: Super Bowl XLV

| February 5, 2011 | 0 Comments

Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! It’s Super Bowl time! And what better place to have it than in the frozen tundra of Dallas, Texas.

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NFL Powder Puff Picks: Pro Bowl

NFL Powder Puff Picks: Pro Bowl

| January 30, 2011 | 0 Comments

Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Who cares about the Pro Bowl? Well, no one. But in case you were planning on placing a bet on this hug-fest of football, here are our picks!

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NFL Powder Puff Picks: Conference Championships

NFL Powder Puff Picks: Conference Championships

| January 22, 2011 | 0 Comments

Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! It’s the Conference Championships! The winners go to the Super Bowl! The losers go to the Pro Bowl! Tom Brady will finally fix his foot that has been ailing him since 2001! This is football!

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Surgeon General Places Warning on NY Jets Fans

Surgeon General Places Warning on NY Jets Fans

| January 19, 2011 | 0 Comments

Flushing Meadows, NY: Jets fans, not generally known for their intellect, have been issued a stern warning from the Surgeon General of the United States, Regina Benjamin. This was in the wake of several fatalities following the unlikely Jets victory against the Patriots. In one such fatality a fan decided to sled into oncoming traffic. This proved to be problematic as the sled’s imaginary air bag never deployed, nor did its antilock blades. Overtaxed city workers are still cleaning up this mess.

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NFL Powder Puff Picks: Divisional Playoffs

NFL Powder Puff Picks: Divisional Playoffs

| January 15, 2011 | 0 Comments

Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! We’re up to the Divisional Playoffs with the scores getting tighter. Since the Seahawks won, really, anything can happen!

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Pete Carroll Plans Hug Parade to Super Bowl XLV

Pete Carroll Plans Hug Parade to Super Bowl XLV

| January 11, 2011 | 0 Comments

Seattle, WA: Pete Carroll has heard many things this year as the head coach of the Seattle Seahawks: how his college coaching style won’t work; how Matt Hasselbeck is finally showing his age in play as well as lack of hair; how players on the opposite team won’t hug their old coach; how the Seahawks had no chance of making the playoffs, which led into how the Seahawks had no chance of beating the New Orleans Saints in the playoffs. Now, Pete Carroll has some choice words for everyone else to hear. “This is destiny. My dream to make it through to the end with my team this season has now become reality,” stated Carroll. “We’re going to the promised land, baby!”

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NFL Powder Puff Picks: Wild-Card Weekend

NFL Powder Puff Picks: Wild-Card Weekend

| January 6, 2011 | 0 Comments

Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! The regular season ended with Steve Elle having a commanding lead, but it’s not over yet. Playoffs, Super Bowl, Pro Bowl, and draft incuctions may still play a part in who gets the trophy!

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Ben Roethlisberger’s Engagement Ordered by Court

Ben Roethlisberger’s Engagement Ordered by Court

| January 5, 2011 | 0 Comments

Atlanta, GA: Recent rumors of Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger’s engagement to Ashley Harlan have begun circulating these past 24 hours, along with critiques on how anyone, female, male, or eunuch, could possibly say yes. Sources from the Atlanta Court of Appeals have confirmed “an engagement” Roethlisberger’s, but one far less romantic than anyone could imagine, less so than getting tanked up and led into a public restroom.

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