Category: Pictures
The Sad Paul Legacy: Photo Contest
Most supporters of Libertarian/Republican Representative Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul, Esquire, have not given up on their candidate’s possibility to win the Republican primaries. Although Mitt Romney seems to have taken the lead in everything after Newt Gingrich ran out of money, Rep. Ron Paul stands strong in a determined, if not handicapped, campaign. While critics [...]
Happy Star Wars Speech Impediment Day!
Well, it’s May the fourth again and, for some fairly humorous reasons, is Star Wars Day. However, there is one reason that May the fourth was mixed up with “May the Force” that is rarely brought up: good, old-fashioned embarrassing speech impediments. Happy Star Wars Day, everyone!
Jason VS Rebecca Black
In honor of Friday the 13th, here is our favorite hockey-masked murderer doing something we all wish we could do after hearing that song, “Friday” by Rebecca Black. Happy Friday the 13th!
Easter: Say It with Star Wars
Easter is one of the most neglected holidays in meme-dom. Maybe it’s a fear of antagonizing the religious. Maybe it’s a pain to figure out what to do with zombie bunnies who died for our chocolate. Maybe South Park has cornered the market. Whatever the case may be, we have decided to follow up our [...]
Houses of The Owl Photoshop Contest: Game of Thrones
The time has come! Some of our readers have presented Game of Thrones memes in the hopes of winning Season 1 on Blu-Ray or DVD at best, and the pocket lint of our editor at worse. Voting procedures are simple: 1) “Like” photos on our Facebook page! 2) Using the cool polling box on the [...]
My Visit to Westeros: A Game of Thrones Mis-Adventure
It is obvious that I’m a fan of Game of Thrones. I have written character descriptions, comparing many of them to beer, and then more beer. I have practiced ways of proposing to Daenerys Targaryen, with or without dragons and with or without clothes. I got involved in a photoshop contest. But, it wasn’t enough. I needed more. Luckily, I found a cross-dimensional device that could very well help me get to Westeros, a place which my feeble nerd brain believed was not in the past, but in some weird, linear past where stunted men ran around screwing hot women, where political leaders were corrupt and suspicious, where Sean Bean would survive a movie or season. So with my hover-board, a photographer, a bit too much alcohol consumption, and a few hours in the desert surrounding Las Vegas, Nevada, I bring to you my trip to Westeros.
Wet N’ Wild Westeros: A Game of Thrones Photoshop Contest
For those of you enticed by swords and shields, the Dragonborn, mad kings and maidens, and Sean Bean, this next month is more anticipated than Christmas as HBO’s Game of Thrones is set to release Season 1 on Blu-Ray and DVD on March 6th, and Season 2 premieres April 1st. Last year, we explained Game of Thrones using beer. While our own nod toward the next season will be just as epic, we wanted to get the rest of you in on the fun. Therefore, we are launching a photoshop contest based on Game of Thrones!
Valentine’s Day: Say It with Star Wars
It’s been far too long since there was an update at Something Awful’s Star Wars Valentines, so with the help of some last minute brainstorming, we came up with two that you can send to the Alderaanian geeks in your life.
While We Were Bored: Destruction of What Your Friends Think You Do Posters
Recent social feeds have forced us to come across a barrage of a new type of meme: “What My Friends Think I Do” posters. Not unlike De-motivational posters, these quirky images highlight jobs and, using witty pictures to explain what your friends, moms, co-workers, shrinks, and pets think you really do. This would be a fine addition to the meme family, except that it has exploded so fast that you can’t turn around, figuratively, on the internet without bumping into one, much like the dreaded “Shit People Say” theme. So we have created the kryptonite for this specific meme theme. Go forward and multiply it.
While We Were Bored: Kid Rock’s “Made In Detroit” Line Not Made In Detroit
Kid Rock, former musical…well, pop-culture…hrm. Kid Rock, that white guy who used to yell “Bawitaba” incessantly while dirt-bikes did jumps over his head, once saved a hometown clothing line, “Made In Detroit”, from bankruptcy. Irony, however, has a crude sense of humor
