Georgia Enables Guns Everywhere Law at Worst Possible Time
Georgia's new firearm law, the Safe Carry Protection Act aka the "GUNS EVERYWHERE!" law according to gun control advocates, was enabled on July 1st, 2014. Bad timing?
Ann Coulter Doesn’t Know Soccer, or Sports in General
Ann Coulter goes off on soccer as I go off on her for going off on soccer.
Halloween Costumes for the Poor and Sarcastic: 2013 Edition
This year, we're being pro-active in our approach to Halloween by telling you all what the top costumes of the season will be for the apathetic and sarcastic on a…
Wilfred VS A Boy and His Dog: A Ridiculous Psychoanalysis
FX Network’s psychological comedy, Wilfred, may well be one of the most complicated television shows in history. It falls right behind David Lynch’s Twin Peaks, but just before J.J. Abrams’…
A Dork’s Guide to Shark Week
Shark Week is an interesting time. For seven days, a world is transfixed to The Discover Channel to learn, once again, everything there is to know about those silent predators…
You’ve Been Trumped, Trump!
Anthony Baxter’s soon-to-be released documentary, You’ve Been Trumped, is an unabashedly hostile portrait of a billionaire developer in action as he embarks on a grandiose project in Scotland. The $1.5 billion…
Bath Salt Dealers Rush to Save Face
Imagine being a businessman with a hot new product that practically sells itself. Then, imagine that product taking a beating in the press and internet, rendering the product an extremely…
Breaking It Down: Who Will be DC’s Iconic Gay Super Hero?
Homosexuality in comic books has been little more than a slighting joke in the past. From cracks about tight underwear to the possibility of a male duo beating more than…
Glass is Half Empty: The Decline of the Kansas City Royals
The Kansas City Royals look cheap. Maybe it’s the colors. Blue. White. Yellow. It is very reminiscent of something. Comparing the streaking Kansas City Royals to Wal-Mart may seem unfair…
My Visit to Westeros: A Game of Thrones Mis-Adventure
It is obvious that I'm a fan of Game of Thrones. I have written character descriptions, comparing many of them to beer, and then more beer. I have practiced ways…