Washington, DC: Proponents of financial reform are celebrating the revised Volcker Rule, which imposes a strict requirement that the heads of the banking industry promise to never ruin the economy again. This promise will be sealed by a traditional legal contract referred to as pinky jurare. This is when the two parties lock pinkies while […]
Look out, minorities. There’s a new socially maligned group in the United States, and they’re not going to take it anymore: rich, white, Christian men.
Rick Santorum recently compared Nelson Mandela to the crusty old white men of Congress in a declaration of honor.
George Zimmerman, arrested once again, is out on his front lawn digging a very large hole and does not show any signs of stopping.
The Tea Party contemplates a name change after congressmember Trey Radel’s recent charge of cocaine possession.
On Sunday, a fast-moving storm lead to the development of a delay in the Chicago Bears game, fallen leaves, as well as a few tornadoes and human casualties.
Blockbuster, the home movie rental company that had introduced the American family to such historical relics as “VHS tapes” and “DVDs,” surprised consumers by alerting them to the fact that, yes, Blockbuster is still in business before closing stores.