With twenty-six states in the midst of wind-chill warnings and other temperature alerts due to a polar vortex, meteorologists across the Midwest have finally come to an agreement: it’s fucking cold outside.
It has now been learned that being a spoiled rich kid also comes with the genetic disposition to become afflicted with a harrowing condition known as affluenza.
Washington, DC: Proponents of financial reform are celebrating the revised Volcker Rule, which imposes a…
Look out, minorities. There’s a new socially maligned group in the United States, and they’re not going to take it anymore: rich, white, Christian men.
Las Vegas, NV: With the adoption of the latest Dodd-Frank financial overhaul law, dubbed “the Volcker Rule,” set to be implemented in 2015, banks aren’t the only companies scurrying for shelter.
The Nerf Nerf™ Act, requires those interested in owning a toy gun to pass an extensive background check.
Rick Santorum recently compared Nelson Mandela to the crusty old white men of Congress in a declaration of honor.
Preliminary reports for Thanksgiving indicate that dick cousin Andrew McDonald refused to pass anyone the gravy boat.
George Zimmerman, arrested once again, is out on his front lawn digging a very large hole and does not show any signs of stopping.